Steak and Blow Job Day (sometimes called Men’s Valentine’s Day) is celebrated on the 14th of March every year with the aim of spoiling the man in your life. It’s easy to remember if you think of it as exactly one month after Valentine’s Day. And let’s be honest, Valentine’s Day mostly is designed for women (at least according to tradition) with all the flowers, chocolates, and romantic dinner dates.

I don’t know where Steak and Blow Job day came from, but I think it’s a great idea. In general, men don’t really care about soppy cards, flowers, and fluffy toys. If we are being truthful, they just want a good hunk of steak and a great blow job – although my husband pointed out that he would like the blow job before the steak so he can relax after a big meal and let it digest.

How to Give a Great Blow Job

I’ve found the best way to learn how to give a blow job is by watching porn. It’s completely normal to look a bit daft when you are giving head and you won’t feel so bad about making silly noises when you know that it is perfectly natural.

If you want to give him a wash first, just wet a hand towel with warm water and give a sensual massage as part of the foreplay. If you are going to be on the floor, make sure there are some pillows nearby which you can kneel on.

Every guy is going to have his own preferences and each man will be sensitive in different spots on their penis, balls, frenulum, perineum and surrounding areas. It’s good to encourage feedback and ask “do you like that?” or “is the pressure okay?” Every so often you can stop and ask if they want you to continue.

Start by swirling your tongue around the tip of his penis and alternate your technique with licking, sucking, and using your hands. Be really careful not to use your teeth – unless you know your guy is into that. Build up some saliva to help lubricate him and stop any uncomfortable friction. Begin with teasing and gentle movements, and gradually build the pressure and variety. It might help you to imagine his penis as the best-tasting popsicle you have ever had, and lick it from top to bottom.

You can suck his dick by moving it from your lips, tracing lightly over the top of your mouth and heading towards your throat. Try flicking it lightly between your cheeks. Another good technique is to suck the head of his penis (in and out of your mouth) while replicating the movement with your whole hand or a few fingers around the bottom of his shaft.

To increase the pleasure, cup and squeeze his balls while lightly teasing his perineum (the area between his anus and scrotum). He might like his balls licked, sucked one by one, then together, and massaged. Some guys are particularly sensitive or may just not like a certain technique and that’s cool, but encourage him to tell you without reacting judgmentally.

If you want to try deep throating then go for it now, but be prepared for the gag reflex (which is completely normal). Your eyes might tear up (so leave off the mascara or go for a waterproof one). Sometimes my nose even starts running as well! Nobody said it was a glamorous job. If you feel like you might vomit at any point, then avoid the throat. In preparation, try to not drink any alcohol beforehand.

You have a few alternatives on to how to handle his cum. If you’d like to try swallowing and it’s your first time, then make sure his penis is deep inside your mouth when he climaxes so that you won’t taste anything. If you don’t want to swallow, ask him to warn you when he’s nearly ready and finish him off with your hand cupped over the end of his penis, or let him ejaculate over your breasts or belly.

How to Cook a Great Steak

After a memorable blow job, he should be satisfied sexually, but he might be ravenous – so it’s time to cook him dinner. When choosing a steak, look for a big piece of meat like sirloin, rump, rib-eye fillet, or T-bone. These cuts of meat are going to be a little more expensive. Look for meat which has a good layer of creamy-white fat, because fat is what makes it taste great. Make sure you heat your frying pan over high heat. If you need more information, The Guardian has a good guide on how to cook the perfect steak.

You’ll want to serve your steak with French fries, coleslaw, or a simple green salad. Just make sure your portions are generous and consider adding a fried egg or some slices of bacon. You might like to add a sauce or herb butter to add some flavor to the meal.

Spoil him with his favorite beverage to whet his whistle. My husband likes craft beer, but from experience, I have found it best to serve something he’s already tried and likes, rather than going with something new that he might hate.

There’s no need to light candles or put out the good plates, because he probably doesn’t care about things like that. But if you want to, then do, because there aren’t really any rules.

You might want to skip dessert, or otherwise make sure it’s super easy to prepare. I’d suggest a slice of fresh cake from the bakery or farmer’s markets or a few scoops of his favourite ice cream. Some studies show that men have a preference for scents like pumpkin pie, cinnamon buns, and doughnuts, so consider serving any of these easy options to stimulate his arousal.

Optional Extra Spicy Ideas

If you are feeling brave, you might like to serve him dinner while you wear nothing but an apron. You can tease him by accidentally dropping the napkins and bending over to pick them up off the floor. Who knows? He might just be up for round two!

If you want something to do after the steak and blow job, then consider popping on his favorite TV series or an action film he’s always wanted to see.

I hope these ideas give you a head start to celebrate Steak and Blow Job Day!