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Melt Chocolate Body Fondue Review

01/15

We all have at least one friend who claims she loves chocolate more than sex, but with Booty Parlor’s Melt Chocolate Body Fondue, you don’t have to settle for one or the other. Rich in flavour and romantic by nature, this product is sure to please nearly anybody. What’s even more exciting about this Melt is that it has only 0.5 grams of fat per serving, making it (ALMOST) as good for you as it is sexy!

Name: Melt Chocolate Body Fondue
Type: Aphrodisiac, Romance
By: Booty Parlor

Hearts: 5 Hearts
Quality: 4 Stars
Naughtiness: 1 Devil

Ingredients: Water, White Sugar, Brown Sugar, Dutch Cocoa, Whey Protein Concentrate, Non-fat Milk, Potassium Sorbate, Sodium, Benzoate

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Dessert’s on Me!

As this product’s tagline suggests, Melt Chocolate Body Fondue can be painted on your body to give your partner a super sexy dessert. In my experience, this is best done when the chocolate is at room temperature, however, heating it up slightly can add a fun temperature play aspect to this flirty treat. (Always test the temperature before applying it to your body; burns are not sexy!) The jar holds 7.5 ounces, which is enough for many chocolate-y encounters to come. I’ve used it several times so far and my jar is still nearly full! The included brush is simple to use and makes it a breeze to paint dirty words, cute pictures, or whatever else tickles your fancy. Once you paint it on, you can sensually lick it off your partner (or yourself!).

One complaint I do have is that it’s very difficult to fully remove the chocolate from skin with your mouth alone, as it can be a little sticky. It’s nothing that some warm water and a washcloth can’t easily remove afterwards, though.

I’m unsure as to whether this product could stain your sheets or clothing. It didn’t stain my own sheets, but they’re dark purple and could be disguising any faint discolouration. Use this Body Fondue at your own risk with lighter coloured fabrics.

Taste

This product is absolutely delectable. It’s rich and chocolate-y, just like your favorite chocolate bar or the chocolate syrup on a sundae. It’s just right for teasing your partner (or yourself!) and tantalizing the taste buds. This melt is milk chocolate though, so if you’re vegan or have lactose sensitivities, you’ll have to pass it up.

Consistency

One of the best features of this body fondue is it’s ability to change its consistency. While using it, I experienced three different textures.

1) Thick when cold:

I live in Canada, in the middle of Saskatchewan, and our winters are colder than your heart after a breakup. When I received this product, it had been sitting in my porch all day and was near frozen. Its consistency was thick, similar to that of a fudge. It was not useable in this state and for that reason, I would not recommend storing the jar in a cold environment.

2) Creamy at room temperature:

After sitting in my house for a few hours, the chocolate had warmed up to room temperature and was a thick, creamy consistency (slightly thicker than a pudding would be). It’s in this state that the body fondue is best suited for painting with. It is soft enough to glide smoothly across the skin, yet thick enough to maintain its shape after painting rather than running and ruining your alluring artwork.

3) Syrupy when heated:

Melt Chocolate Body Fondue was designed to be heated if desired. The jar suggests to, “Heat in microwave for 10-second intervals until Melt pours effortlessly from a spoon”. When heated, the fondue is similar in consistency to chocolate syrup. In this state, you can pour the fondue on a treat, such as ice cream, or dip fruit into it for a sultry snack

Pros and Cons

 Pros:

  • Tastes amazing
  • Easy to use
  • Great for foreplay
  • Comes with a paintbrush
  • Virtually fat-free

Cons:

  • Not vegan
  • Near impossible to fully lick off

Overall

Melt Chocolate Body Fondue by Booty Parlor is an awesome product, and I would recommend it to anyone – especially if you enjoy the naughty romantic edge that comes from licking chocolate off your partner (or having it licked off you!). For the amount you get, it’s totally worth buying. It seems like it will last close to forever! It’s easy to use, tastes incredible, and easily adds a touch of romance to any sexy encounter.

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JazminRose // Editor

Jazmin is from small town Saskatchewan and is passionate about promoting sexual health and safety, sex positivity, and encouraging everyone to feel comfortable and confident in their sexuality . She loves hollandaise sauce, the movie 'Grease', and the Oxford comma. When she's not writing columns or working towards a degree in Women's & Gender Studies, you can find her making questionable decisions, brunching at Denny's after a night out, or just kicking back as a happy homeowner. | Follow Jazmin on Twitter: @jazminr0se |

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