It’s the annual month of crazy holiday shopping, and sluts around the country are struggling with everything being sold out. I’m here to present to you The Slutty Girl’s Holiday Gift Guide for Everyone on Your List, so you don’t have to show up with a crappy present because you couldn’t find what you wanted in the stores. Here you will find a gift for every type of person: The People Who are the Life of the Party, The Person Who Sees You Naked Daily, The Person Who Knows You Better Than You Know Yourself, The Fashion Aficionados, and The Cat Lovers. You can even click those pink links to jump right to the section of your choice. Of course, these gifts are for every generation – and should you love them as much as we do, you can totally put them on your own Christmas list.
For the People Who are the Life of the Party
Maybe your friend has graduated from her beer bong, frat party days. Just because she’s classy now doesn’t mean she’s not down to party, though! These champagne flute bongs are perfect for some classy chugging.
This game is basically the adult, alcoholic version of Jenga. It’s perfect for game night and can be used for the regular version as well! Your friend who always hosts game night will love this one, as will your friend who always twists your arm until you take shots with him!
The sequin craze is all about feeling like a mermaid 24/7. There’s nothing your favorite drinking buddy needs more than a cute way to bring the party on the go!
For the Person Who Sees You Naked Daily
What better way to celebrate the most magical time of the year than by exploring your sexuality together? Each day, you and your partner will unveil a new toy to try. We love Lovehoney’s Advent Calendars!
Get it at Lovehoney for $150!
Check out their other awesome calendars. We love their lingerie one, available in plus size!
Santa’s Fantasy Bustier
The best gift for your partner? Yourself, wrapped up in a holiday themed outfit, of course! This lingerie set will be sure to set the mood.
Ring for Sex Bell
Sometimes, simple is best. This bell is the perfect stocking stuffer. Warning: Your partner might take this literally and enjoy ringing it a lot, so prepare yourself with some lube.
For the Person Who Knows You Better Than You Know Yourself
Every season, FabFitFun sends their VIP members a box with the season’s latest goodies for the low price of $49.99. It’s perfect for your BFF – or yourself! The boxes include over $200 worth of goodies that range from beauty products to wellness and fitness products. They ship you the box for free every season and the first time you sign up you get five dollars off with a code they give you at the beginning of the site. It doesn’t take that long to sign up for the box and it only cost $120 a year for the four boxes they send you. This is a great gift for the BFF that has everything!
Who says we have to leave friendship bracelets and the like behind after junior high?
Ozone Socks has a great collection of pretty, fun, sexy, and quirky socks. Remind your friend of warm summer weather with these Endorphic Palm Socks. Or better yet, if your friend is really into that warm foot life, hook her up with the Sock of the Month Club! Your friend will get a new pair of socks every month, plus a pair upon sign up! Six months are $75, and one year is $150.
For the Fashion Aficionados
NYE plans? If you’re getting together with your friend, why not hook her up with an awesome, sexy dress that she’ll look great in? Upscale Stripper is great for lingerie, stripper ensembles, and clubwear like this sexy dress!
It’s really awesome that all things gothic and grunge have made a comeback. The Violet Vixen is a great source for gothic and steampunk clothing. We really love this top, and your fashionable friend will appreciate adding some more black to her wardrobe this winter. Better yet, it can be worn as a minidress or top!
Maybe your friend has more of a carefree, boho vibe about her. We love The White Unicorn for festival-inspired clothing. This romper is perfect for warmer weather and will give your friend something to look forward to wearing if she’s stuck in a cold area this holiday season!
For the Cat Lovers
We love this fun, sexy, feminine dress from The Violet Vixen – and your cat-loving friend will, too.
This thoughtful gift will keep your friend’s head warm this winter. Plus, she’ll look totally cute!
I can vouch that this one is a hit with the cat lovers. It’s my go-to gift for my cat lady friends whenever they move into their own apartments!