When you think iconic Christmas songs from the cast of Saturday Night Live, you might think of the adorkable I Wish It Was Christmas Today, Adam Sandler’s classic Hanukkah Song, or perhaps the more recent hit, Dick in a Box, performed by SGP man candy Justin Timberlake. But if you’re a true slutty girl, the first song that probably comes to your mind is last year’s hilarious and awesome (Do It In My) Twin Bed. This amazing digital short featured all the female cast members at the time (Noël Wells, Kate McKinnon, Vanessa Bayer, Aidy Bryant, Cecily Strong, and Nasim Pedrad) as well as a cameo by Jimmy Fallon, and combines an awkward true to life scenario with a catchy tune and a music video sure to have you laughing for days.

Why We Love It

If you’ve ever taken your guy home for the holidays (or any time of the year), you’re probably familiar with the dilemma it can present for your sex life. Getting it on in your childhood bedroom and under your parents’ roof might be hot in a nostalgic and illicit highschool sort of way, but having an orgasm while your old teddy bear is watching is less than sexy. And prepare to be made fun of for the huge poster of an early 2000s celebrity that’s still hanging above your headboard. The ladies of SNL know what’s up though, and they cover all these issues and more as they sing about getting “wild in a bed made for a child”.

When to Play It

The best time to play this song is while having sex in your parents’ house; put it on as loud as it goes and maybe it will even drown out the moans, groans, and squeaky bed springs! Just kidding, (Do It In My) Twin Bed is perfect for the playlist at a Christmas party with your best friends, listening to on the drive home with your man, or anytime you’re in need of some holiday humour.

Favorite Lyrics

  • If you want an old cat to watch you bone / You’re gonna want to get down in my parents’ home / It’ll lick its body / While you lick my body / Then he’ll throw up on your bag – Is there anything more awkward than a pet who’s watching you intently during your entire romp? Yes there is: when that pet then coughs up a hairball right as you and your partner are getting nasty.
  • Come on, sexy boy, gotta do this quick / While my folks are at the pharmacy; my mom is sick / She’s had a cough / She got it from Jean / And now it’s a whole thing with Jean – What’s easier to identify with about this lyric? Trying to sneak in a quickie while your parents are out, or listening to your mom talk about why she can’t stand the lady down the street?
  • Just shirt, no pants, like Winnie the Pooh – Ah yes, the classic “only remove the bare minimum amount of clothing in case someone comes in” maneuver.

Bottom Line

This song has it all: truth, laughs, awkward middle-school photos, and a rapping Jimmy Fallon. The (Do It In My) Twin Bed digital short is sure to become a new SNL classic.

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