Admit it. You’ve googled “Songs to get over your Ex” before. Don’t worry. Everyone has done it. I’m here to give you the best list from my personal Itunes library. Either your asshole ex dumped you, you dumped him, someone cheated, or he moved on; regardless of the situation, there’s an awesome song for that.

1. Neon Hitch – Fuck u Betta

This has been our slutty song of the weekend before, but I think it needs to be brought up again because it’s just that good.  Every girl, no matter how over your ex you are, hates to see them with another girl. One thought that will always make you feel better is that no one can ever make him feel the way you did. In bed, that is. Being the slutty girl you are, you are the best fuck he is ever going to get. So while he’s out having some boring sex with the new girl, think about how much he’ll be missing your award winning blow jobs.

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2. TLC – No Scrubs

This will remind you about how much of a loser that guy you were dating was. These are some qualities that TLC believes make a man totally un-dateable.

If you don’t have a car and you’re walking
If you live at home wit’ your momma
If you have a shorty but you don’t show love
Wanna get with me with no money

Hanging out the passenger side of his best friend’s ride

If your ex possesses any of these qualities, be happy hes gone because you “Can’t get wit’ no deadbeat ass”

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3. Alanis Morissette – You Oughta Know

This 90s classic will never get old. Alanis Morissette repeatedly reminds her Ex that she was the best that he will ever get and that she will be moving on. You have to admit that when singing this, you have to belt out –

And every time I scratch my nails down someone else’s back, I hope you feel it… well can you feel it?

– super loud in hopes that this actually happens, and your Ex knows all about the great sex you are having without him!

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4. Ceelo Green – Fuck You

Though this is more about a gold digger, it is still really really fun to scream FUCK YOU along with a song while driving with the windows down along with your Partner In Crime. Also CeeLo reminds us that:

And although there’s pain in my chest, I still wish you the best with a… “FUCK YOU!

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5. Taylor Swift – Picture to Burn

I know, I know – Taylor Swift can be really annoying – BUT, this is a classic. Even if you are not dating a country boy with a truck that he never let you drive, every girl can relate to lighting a match on all your wasted time. The worst part about a break up for me is remembering all the hotties I could have gotten with but didn’t because I was a good, committed girlfriend. Taylor also throws in a line about dating all of her ex’s friends and I always think that is a good idea.

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6. Gloria Gaynor – I Will Survive

I recently went on a road trip with my two best friends and this song was played in the car at least 10 times. It was complete with fake microphones and fantasies of singing this to our most hated Ex’s while wearing 70s afros and big platform boots. And guess what? It was awesome. Epic actually. I highly recommend everyone try it.

7. Beyoncé – Irreplaceable

This song is a great reminder to your ex that he can be replaced! The second you are in a relationship and not happy anymore – dump him! You don’t need the stress. We are young, confident, beautiful woman and being settled down and not happy is extremely dumb. Replace his ass! And if he’s “rolling” another girl around in the car that you bought him, don’t forget to tell him to:

Baby, drop them keys, hurry up before your taxi leaves.

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8. Beyoncé – Why Don’t You Love Me?

Yes, I did need two Beyoncé songs on this list. This music video is amazing. Even though I’m sure Beyoncé has never had to sing this to anyone in her life, she made an anthem for us women who have. Beyoncé tell us that pretty much guys are just dumb. You can have beauty, style, class, and even a great ass and still he won’t be in love. It’s not you. It’s him. Move on!

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9. Keith Urban – You’ll Think of Me

Yes, most country is about guys in fields with their trucks and their dogs singing about their ex-wives, but this one is really good and relatable! Keith Urban tells us to just let them leave if they want to. Never beg a man to stay, if he doesn’t want to be with you he’s stupid anyway. But guess what ladies? Every little thing is going to remind him of you and exactly what he lost. How great does that feel?

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 10. Carrie Underwood – Before He Cheats

For any woman that has ever been cheated on, its okay Its encouraged to admit you’ve fanaticized about trashing his car, his house, or anything that actually means anything to him. Carrie Underwood nailed this one on the head.  Instead of actually taking your Louisville Slugger to his car, how about you just drunkenly sing about it with this song? I mean unless you have a really hot outfit to wear to court…

That’s all ladies! Ten songs to blast with your best friends in the car, at a bar, or even just a ladies night in. You know what? Listen to them alone and feel bad for your Ex. He lost the best thing that ever happened to him. You. And guess what? You’re doing great. Ha! Take that asshole Ex-Boyfriend!