The holiday season is here, and if you haven’t already started shopping, now is definitely the time to do so! Of course, if you’re a slutty girl, you probably want to add a little bit of sexy fun to your holiday season. So no matter what you’re celebrating this holiday season and beyond, here’s our guide to what’s hot in 2017!
Spoil Yourself with These HOT Toys!
Let’s start with the most important person on your shopping list: YOU!
If you’re looking for an incredible luxury vibrator that will totally indulge your most intimate areas, and is especially fabulous at targeting the g-spot, LELO’s Iris is a top choice! Read our review here.
Mystery Vibe Crescendo
Satisfyer Pro Penguin
The Original Hitachi Magic Wand
And let’s be real – I’d be remiss if I didn’t tell you that you need to treat yoself to the original Hitachi Magic Wand! This is the vibrator for when you’ve already hit the highest speed on your favorite bullet, grabbed the next most powerful vibe in your drawer, finally reached for your imitation faux-tachi, and still have yet to be satisfied. Check out our review to find out why you need to add this toy to your collection.
Fun Toys Gvibe 2
While its un-intimidating size and low-level vibes are great for newbies, experienced users will really appreciate the imaginative ways this all-around perfect toy can be enjoyed. Read our review here!
Hot Octopuss The Queen Bee
WARM Toy Heating System
Love temperature play? The features of this gadget will work even better than you expect! Wanna learn more? Read our review here.
For Your Guy
Next on the list: your significant or not-so-significant other. For this situation, we’re going to assume your partner is a dude. WLW, refer back to the “you” section. (Of course, two toys are better than one – because the only thing better than sharing sexy time is not having to share.)
Anything from Ginch Gonch
Sexy Stocking Stuffers
Santa Baby Boxer Set
Lingerie isn’t just for the ladies! Get your man this sexy Santa suit from Adam & Eve.
For Both of You
Remember how I said sharing sucks? I lied. When it comes to all things lingerie and double-ended, everyone gets off!
Unbox Love Date Kit
Bring date night home with this fun subscription box from Unbox Love. Sign up for just one month to make your holiday special, or subscribe for fun all year long! Can’t miss this: Slutty Girls save $10 on their Unbox Love date kit with code “SGP” at check-out! Read our review here!
TENGA makes only the highest quality toys, so adding this cock ring (which you can also use during solo play!) into the bedroom will make your holiday extra special. More info in our review!
JO All-in-One Massage Kit
Treat your partner (or have them treat you) with this massage kit that should be an essential to everyone’s goodie drawer. Read all about it here.
Realdoe Feeldoe Double Ended Dildo
These luxurious, thin condoms will engage you and your partner’s senses, adding flavor to the bedroom! Hurry before it’s too late: Get an exclusive 15% OFF for the holidays with code SGP15
For Your BFF
Searching for the perfect gift for your platonic soulmate? Look no further!
Unbound has a box for every occasion, and they’re constantly updating and cycling in and out their boxes, so even if your friend has used them before, you’re bound to find something new! They just launched their Babe Pack, and their popular subscription box is now available in a standalone lite version ($35) and a full version ($80). We love Unbound! Check out our review of their feminist gear here.
YASSSS!! Unbound is running a sale! For every order over $200, they’ll send a $50 gift card to be used in 2018. (Happy New Year to you!) Check out their gift sets, also on sale.
Socks might be a cliché at Christmastime, but these beautiful footies are perfect for anyone in your life! Don’t miss out: Get 15% OFF Holiday Socks + FREE Shipping with code DEC10 AND Save 25% On Sock Of The Month Club + FREE Shipping with code DECSOTM! BTW – you can see how much our reviewer loved them here!
Get into the Spirit
First things first, it’s time to get into the holiday spirit. Check out these holiday-themed gifts to get you started!
Sleigh All Day
If this outfit from Adam & Eve doesn’t get your partner in the holiday spirit, then nothing will.
It’s a Wrap
Because there’s no gift bae wants to unwrap more than you, there’s this lingerie set from Wicked Temptations.
Wicked Sensual Peppermint Cocoa
Get the lube that tastes like Christmas here. We love this lube! Read our review here.
Wicked Sensual Salted Caramel
Don’t miss these holiday specials!
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