Valentine’s Day is right around the corner! Whether you’re celebrating with bae or yourself, ’tis the season for all things sex and romance. No matter your feelings about the romance of Valentine’s Day, at Slutty Girl Problems, we know this day is all about celebration love in all its forms – whether it’s romantic, of one’s self, or between friends – and of course, the lustful variety! Whether you celebrate with yourself and a box of chocolates, with your BFF and a bottle of wine, or with your BF and nothing on – you deserve to treat yourself to pleasure. Get your V-Day shopping started with these fabulous gifts, perfect for you, your partner, or your BFF. 

Femme Funn has exactly what you need.

The Booster Bullet is the newest edition to Femme Funn’s bullet collection, and you cannot miss out on this one. Equipped with a boost button, the Booster Bullet is sleek an discreet and comes with a charging case. Plus, purchase the limited edition Valentine’s Day Booster Bullet, and you’ll get a sweet Valentine’s Day box. The box includes not just this awesome bullet, but customized Femme Funn conversational hearts, and a coupon for 15% OFF through February 28th that you can use for yourself or share with your galentine.

Check out Femme Funn’s Booster Bullet here!


Get in the holiday spirit with Lovehoney.

Lovehoney is one of our favorite places to buy toys, sexy accessories, kink products, and lingerie! They call themselves “the sexual happiness” people, and they certainly are. We love that Lovehoney has free shipping over $40, and you can join as a member to earn points and get free 30 day shipping. How cool is that? Items we’re eyeing up for Valentine’s Day: the remote-controlled Desire Love Egg and gorgeous Metallic Wand! Check out all of the awesome products from Lovehoney we have on our wish list for bae this year…

Womanizer Premium Rechargeable Smart Silence Clitoral Stimulator We haven’t written a single bad review of the Womanizer line, so this new toy is a must-try! It comes in a romantic red perfect for Valentine’s Day, too.

Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl Rechargeable G-Spot Rabbit Vibrator Valentine’s Day is perfect for playing out your Fifty Shades fantasy. This rabbit is gorgeous and perfect for just that.

Lovehoney Boudoir Belle Cherry Cut-Out Chemise Set This set is so feminine and sexy. We’re obsessed!

Lovehoney Red Heart Riding Crop Kinky girls, it’s a day for your to celebrate, too! This festive crop is perfect for impact play.

Peekaboos Premium Lipstick Kisses Heart Nipple Pasties Nipple pasties are even hotter and more risqué than lingerie! And they’re super affordable/adorable.


Treat yourself to the ultimate discreet vibrator…

Have you ever been caught with your toy by your friends, family, or, most cringe-worthy, at airport control? Erosscia is a girl’s first choice when it comes to traveling with a vibrator! This vibrator has a subtle design and is activated using your electric toothbrush motor. Reducing your carbon footprint and getting off at the same time? Yes please! Erosscia is 100% body safe. Plus, a portion of sales goes to a non-profit that helps people struggling with sexual satisfaction due to disability or illness. How awesome is that? This is definitely one vibrator that no one will suspect is a sex toy, and you can feel good about using it!

Get Erosscia here!

Get 25% OFF with the code VAL2018 from February 1 through February 14.


Create your love language with Lovers’!

Lovers’ has some of the best erotic gifts for Valentine’s Day! Lingerie, sex toys, kink toys – you name it. Shop the deals at Lovers’ leading up to Valentine’s Day. There’s even a rush shipping option if you’re a last minute shopper! And here’s a special message from Lovers’ for our readers:

Create your love language and find your passion! With the hottest new toys and lingerie, you’re sure to heat things up! Visit our online store for the latest deals and FREE Ground Shipping.

Check out Lovers’ here!


Finding the perfect gift is easy at Indigo Honey!

Indigo Honey has curated a collection to make is easy to find the perfect Valentine’s gift for the one you love, including yourself. Save 20% with code SGP20 all season long. It doesn’t matter if you’re shopping for your Valentine or your Galentine. We love how pink and playful their Valentine’s gift selections are, from vibrators to the sexiest self-care and beauty products.

Check out Indigo Honey here!


Clean up with The Love Mop!

After getting down and dirty with your partner on Valentine’s Day, you’re going to need something to clean up with. Stop reaching for his dirty T-shirt or last shower’s towel. Treat yourself to this premium cotton towel designed specifically for clean-up after sex. This thick, double-weaved cotton will clean up better than any towel you have in your linen closet. It’s machine-washable, adorable, affordable, and won’t be confused with any other towel in your collection. So what are you waiting for?

Get The Love Mop for $17.
Use Code SGP20 for 20% OFF!

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Toys for You

The most important person to treat on any day: YOURSELF! Treat yo’ self with these awesome toys. Or, if your partner has a vagina, they likely will appreciate these gifts too!

Classic Rabbit Limited Edition Crystalized

If you’re looking for a high-quality rabbit vibrator to get you off time after time, this toy may be your match! Made from body-safe silicone, it features a sizable shaft in terms of girth, two independent motors, a variety of patterns, and unique “whiskers” for added sensation. Plus, it’s pretty design and blinged out handle gives it an even more high-end feel. I’d recommend The Classic Rabbit Crystalized to any experienced gal!

Get it at SheVibe for $170. Read our review.

Uprize 6″ AutoErect Vibrating Dildo

Maybe you’ve looked at your favorite dildo before and thought, “Hmm not realistic enough, it’s never flaccid.” If so, then this is the toy for you. This toy is fun to play with, fun to Snapchat, and fun to ride. It even coordinates with a harness made especially for this brand of toys.

Get it at Lovehoney for $170. Read our review.

LELO Mona 2

The LELO Mona 2 is truly a lovely luxury vibrator that I would recommend to absolutely everyone. The design absolutely divine, plus it’s sleek, discreet, easy to use, waterproof, easy to charge, and comes in a chic box with a lube, warranty, and satin storage pouch. The vibrations are rumbly and powerful, and the curved design is perfect for hitting your g-spot without any discomfort. The variety of speeds and patterns is a fabulous treat, and will please beginners and experienced toy users alike. With the Mona 2, LELO has crafted a gorgeous toy that’s luxurious and pleasurable all in one.

Get it at LELO for $169. Read our review.

LELO Siri 2

The LELO Siri 2 is absolutely divine, and much more powerful than I was expecting. It’s sleek, discreet, easy to use, waterproof, easy to charge, and comes in a chic box with a lube, warranty, and satin storage pouch. Surprisingly, the vibrations are incredibly rumbly and powerful for their small package, and the variety of speeds and patterns is truly exciting. They are very rumbly and high-quality, with a lot of variety, plus a nearly silent motor. This vibrator is really the complete package, and truly the mark of luxury! It’s gorgeous and perfect in every way, and I definitely expect that it will be among my favorites for this year.

Get it at LELO for $159. Read our review.

Sense Max SenseVibe Warm

I’m obsessed with the Sense Max SenseVibe Warm. This heated toy is perfect for self indulgence, and it’s become my new favorite. It’s quiet, discreet, and so luxurious. I can’t imagine getting over it any time soon.

Get it at SheVibe for $149. Read our review.

Fun Factory Volta

I am obsessed. The Fun Factory Volta is so unique. It has become my favorite toy for solo sex, and I can see myself using this with a partner in the future because it’s so freakin’ versatile. I highly recommend this vibrator and believe that it’s worth every penny. Body-safe, waterproof, and powerful – what more could I want?

Get it at GoodVibes for $140. Read our review.

Womanizer Pro W500 (Deluxe)

I loved the two new levels of vibration and suction intensity in this updated version of the Womanizer, and the fact that the second head is now larger is fantastic. If you don’t already have a Womanizer original, need the option of a larger silicone head, or crave the added power of additional settings, I would recommend this toy as its unique sensations can’t be matched!

Get it at SheVibe for $140. Read our review.


Whether you’re looking for a vibrator that can make you climax in a matter of seconds or one your partner can use to tease you in the best of ways, the Zumio is perfect! With a unique design and intense vibes, this toy promises a variety of sensations for each external area of the vagina. This is one I’d recommend EVERY girl have in her collection!

Get it at SheVibe for $140. Read our review.

LELO Sona Cruise

I’m obsessed with this oral simulator. I can’t wait to play with it again and again! If you don’t already have an oral simulator in your toy chest or are looking to upgrade to something newer, sleeker, and more powerful, than the SONA Cruise is for you!

Get it at LELO for $129. Read our review.

Hot Octopuss The Queen Bee

The Queen Bee is totally a next-level, luxurious clit stimulator with a totally unique piston-motion thats very powerful. Hot Octopuss has stepped up their game by making a toy so unique and easy-to-use, all with high-end features. I definitely feel this high quality toy is worth every penny!

Get it at GoodVibes for $119. Read our review here.

Clandestine Mimic

I love Clandestine’s Mimic. It’s gorgeous and, well, clandestine. I love that no one will find out that I’m enjoying some “me time” when I use this toy!

Get it at SheVibe for $99. Read our review.


If you’re looking for unique external vibe to add to foreplay of simply enjoy alone, Cookie is a perfect choice! This high-quality toy has an enticing design, is easy to use, and sure to satisfy most power craving levels, from mild and diffused to quick and pinpointed. SVAKOM has done it again, with yet another amazing product!

Get it at SVAKOM for $89. Read our review.

We-Vibe Tango

I am in love with the We-Vibe Tango. It makes my clit happy. It makes my knees shake. It soothes my soul. It’s the strongest, rumbliest, most high-quality vibrator I’ve found for that size. You can also use it inside any dildo that takes a small bullet vibe, to turn it into a vibrator.

Get it at GoodVibes for $80. Read our review.

The Original “Hitachi” Magic Wand

This is the vibrator for when you’ve already hit the highest speed on your favorite bullet, grabbed the next most powerful vibe in your drawer, finally reached for your imitation faux-tachi, and still have yet to be satisfied. The Hitachi vibrator is the vibe for when you’re already had a LOT of warm up and are ready to pull out the big guns for a finale with a standing ovation.

Get it at Adam & Eve for $80. Read our review.

Vibratex Rechargeable Mystic Wand

With a curved, user-friendly design and range of vibrations, the Mystic is great for all levels of sex toy users and power-seekers. Its modern look is matched by a soft feel that brings about wondrous sensations while in use. Whether to arouse or simply relax an area of the body, this external body wand is a must-have in your collection!

Get it at SheVibe for $70. Read our review.

Bijoux Indescrets Vibrating Diamond

Adorable and playful, this vibe, which fits perfectly in the palm of my hand, is so much more than a silly novelty – it’s a quality vibrator!

Get it at Bijoux Indescrets for $60. Read our review.

Fun Factory The Boss

The Fun Factory Boss is an incredible dildo in all respects. High-quality materials, fabulous design, and a suction cup base. Who could ask for more?! The curves of the head are designed perfectly for maximum pleasure, and the material is simply divine. It’s a great toy for thrusting and fullness, which is a hard combination to come by. I’d absolutely recommend this toy to anyone looking to explore their g-spot with a toy that will easily rival your most well-endowed partners. It’s beyond fabulous – and quick to become a favorite in my personal naughty drawer.

Get it at Ella Paradis for $60. Read our review.

Tantus Sport

The Tantus Sport blows my g-spot’s mind in a way that I haven’t experienced since my first rendezvous with a curved penis… it was beyond delightful. It was knee-shaking, sheet-gripping, bed-wetting orgasmic. It gives me the kind of orgasms that fraternity brothers rumor about and porn stars brag about. It’s a fabulous option for anyone who hasn’t found their g-spot yet, or girls who have, but are looking to finally have the mythical orgasm that accompanies it’s stimulation. It’s a great starter toy, explorer toy, or every day toy for a gal who likes penetration, but not to be stretched beyond her means. I would HIGHLY recommend it to anyone!

Get it at Tantus for $37. Read our review.

NS Novelties Colours Soft 5 Inch Dildo

the NS Novelties Coulours Soft 5 Inch Dildo has become a must for me every time I masturbate. The toy is extremely natural looking and feeling, despite its hot pink color. It is the perfect amount of firm and flexible, maintaining stiffness but also being able to bend naturally. I absolutely love this dildo, and I’m sure you will too!

Get it at Adam & Eve for $30. Read our review.

Broad City Butt Plug

YAAAAAS Queen, there is an official Broad City butt plug. It’s called the Ass Of An Angel Silicone Butt Plug. It made me say “Carpe DAYUM” like Ilana’s thought bubble on the packing! It was soft, smooth, easy to clean, and relatively easy to insert.

Get it at Lovehoney for $20. Read our review.

Toys for Him

Of course, your guy needs a little lovin’ on this holiday. Treat him right!

Aneros Vice Prostate Stimulator

With a wide range of vibrations, the Aneros Vice is not a toy to take lightly. It’s sure to please whether you’re a prostate noob, or like some advanced stimulation!

Get it at Lovehoney for $140. Read our review.

Njoy Pure Plug

The Pure Plug is by far my favorite anal toy that I’ve ever tried. It’s really a wonderful toy for all types of anal pleasure, regardless of the sensations you enjoy. Njoy did an amazing job with the design of the Pure Plug, whether you like thrusting, rocking, or a massaging motion. This toy is the perfect addition to any avid sex toy user’s pleasure chest, and I would absolutely highly recommend it!

Get it at GoodVibes for $65. Read our review.

Couples Toys and Accessories

The only thing better than a toy one of you can enjoy? A toy both of you can enjoy together! These accessories and toys are perfect for increasing intimacy and making sex extra special this holiday.

We-Vibe Sync

Unlike its predecessors, the Sync can be adjusted to fit your body at two different points, to better hit you g-spot and clitoris, and keep comfortable and in place during sex. It’s also remote controlled, app controlled, waterproof, and rechargeable – so you can use this toy in almost an endless combination of ways.

Get it at Eden Fantasys for $189. Read our review.

Lovense Long Distance Couples’ Toy

The Lovense is the full package. As solo toys – both have an awesome design, high quality materials, and great features (vibrations, rotations, air pressure, water/splash proof, easy to clean, rechargeable, remote controlled, and more!). Together, the concept is nothing short of incredible. There is a huge variety of functions and options – whether you prefer vibrations, rotations, thrusting, or pressure – gives you nearly endless possibilities to satisfy your cravings and give you maximum pleasure.

Get it at Lovense. Read our review.

Tantus Bend Over Beginner Kit

Having the roles reversed and being on the “guy’s end” was powerful, pleasurable, playful, exposing, eye-opening, thrilling and unique. I’m sure that each person has a different experience, and would really have to experience it for themselves to really understand what it feels like and if it is right for them.

Get it at Tantus for $90. Read our review.

Naughty Candy Heart

Get it at The White Unicorn for $18.

Candy G-String

Get it at The White Unicorn for $10.

Candy Bra

Get it at The White Unicorn for $10.

Ultimate Bedroom Dice Game

Get it at Spencer’s for $8.

Eden’s Vibrating Cock Ring

Eden’s Vibrating Cock Ring is a great, inexpensive cock ring for beginners who are just testing the water, and seeing if cock rings are the right kind of toy for them.

Get it at Eden Fantasys for $5. Read our review.

Eden Fantasy Vibrating Cock Ring 2


Lingerie is a must for Valentine’s Day. We’re drooling over these styles, and your partner will, too, when he sees you in them!

Red Heart 3 Piece Set Get it at The White Unicorn for $46.

Magnifique Waist Chain Get it at Bijoux Indescrets for $40. Read our review.

Leg Avenue Rose 2 Piece Short Satin Robe Get it at Upscale Stripper for $40.

Shirley of Hollywood Crushed Velvet Deep V Teddy Get it at HUSTLER for $36.

Victorian Lace Bustier and Thong Panties Set Get it at Spencer’s for $35.

Plunging Mesh & Matte Chemise Get it at Wicked Temptations for $35.

Seven ‘Til Midnight’s Double Dare Sheer Basque Get it at Lovehoney for $35. Read our review.

Appliqué Heart Playsuit and Panty Set Get it at The White Unicorn for $31.

Plus Size Red Rose Galloon Lace Bralette Get it at Spencer’s for $30.

Dreamgirl Hot Pink Lace Heart Babydoll Set Get it at Upscale Stripper for $29.

Plus Size Naughty Vows Lace Teddy Get it at Wicked Temptations for $28.

Lovehoney Flaunt Me Red Lace Robe Get it at Lovehoney for $25.

Juicy Hot Teddy Get it at Adam & Eve for $20.

Night Goddess Get it at Eden Fantasys for $20.

Plus Size Flirty Mesh Babydoll Dress Get it at Yandy on sale for $18.

Romance Products

Turn up the heat with these sexy products that increase intimacy.

LELO Flickering Touch Massage Candle

Lightly scented in Vanilla & Crème De Cacao, this massage candle by LELO is a perfect romantic accessory for couples looking to add sensuality into their relationship, or for solo users who want a little elegant self-care treat!

Get it at LELO for $35. Read our review here.

Massage and Seduce Kit Get it at Spencer’s for $18.

Wanna Be Pampered Warming Body Massager Get it at The White Unicorn for $10.

Date Kits

Not sure what to do this holiday? Look no further than our favorite date kits for a great idea!

Unbox Love Date Kit

All in all, this date kit is super cute. It could be a little more inclusive for same-sex couples, but it really does get things right when it comes to different levels of familiarity in a relationship. Even someone like me, who does not have a serious partner, was able to enjoy it!

Get it at Unbox Love and read our review here!

Boxed Wingman Get it at Cratejoy for $40.

The Date Crate Get it at Cratejoy for $30.

Bonding Bees Get it at Cratejoy for $28.

Crated with Love Date Kit Get it at Cratejoy for $27.

BDSM and Kink Toys

If you’re kinky, you and your partner deserve to spend Valentine’s Day doing something special, too – even if that something special is on the wild side. A day dedicated to sex in love is also great for experimenting with new things. Check out our favorite selection of kink and BDSM toys.

Tantus Beginner Ball Gag

This is a fabulous ball gag for beginners who crave an into to gags without full surrender. This gag allows you to have your words and protests muffled to a in-discernible “mmmffffm MMMFFFMM!” language, without fully silencing your ability to communicate, breath, or moan.

Get it at Tantus for $40. Read our review.

Tantus Wham Bam Paddle

With a caring partner and a good warm up, this paddle would be an exciting challenge for anyone in love with pain. I absolutely LOVE this paddle, and it’s now my go-to favorite for all spanking occasions. If you’re a pain princess and want a paddle that will test your limits, definitely go with the Wham Bam Paddle!

Get it at Tantus for $40. Read our review.

Sportsheets 5-Piece Hog Tie and Cuff Review

If you’re looking to spice things up with some bondage play or already experienced with it, Sportsheets’ Hog Tie and Cuff Set is a must-have. The adjustable cuffs fit comfortably around your wrists and ankles, and can be connected in numerous ways, which make for limitless possibilities. And its durability keeps you secure even when you pull, in pleasure, against the restraints.

Get it at Adam & Eve for $37. Read our review.

Sex Kitten Silicone Ball Gag

This Sex Kitten Ball Gag will definitely be put to good use to keep me ultra quiet during even the roughest sex. It perfectly muffles noise, looks cute, and best of all, is comfortable, adjustable, and durable. If you’re looking for a ball gag to start or add to your collection, I’d definitely recommend this one! We’ll certainly be putting it to good use, over and over again.

Get it at Luxe Vibes for $25. Read our review.

Black Metallic Mesh Handcuffs

Get them at Bijoux Indescrets for $25.

Metallic Mesh Gold Collar

Get it at Bijoux Indescrets for $25.

Temptation Soft Bondage Kit

Get it at Lovehoney for $20.

Sex and Mischief Enchanted Heart Paddle

Get it at The White Unicorn for $20.

Soft Rope Hogtie

Get it at Lovehoney for $20.

Pink Neon Furry Handcuffs

Get them at The White Unicorn for $13.

Other Gifts for Bae

Looking for something a little less sexy and a little more sweet? We got you, girl.

Six Pack Greeting Card Box Get it on Amazon for $16.

Our Q&A A Day: 3 Year Journal Get it on Amazon for $13.

What I Love About You Fill-In-The Blank Book Get it on Amazon for $10.

Ring for Sex Bell Get it at Spencer’s for $8.

Gifts for Friends

Sometimes, the one you love is your BFF. Treat her right this holiday with sweet and/or sexy gifts.

Unbound Gift Card Gift cards for this feminist, sexy shop start at $25.

The Emojibator Get it at The White Unicorn for $29. Read our review.

I Rub My Duckie Get it at SheVibe for $20. Read our review.

Hello Love Heart Arrow Baseball Tee Get it at Amazon for $18.

Nasty Woman Mug Get it at Unbound for $14.

Ozone Socks Get them at Ozone Socks. Read our review.

Self Care Treats

Finally, it all comes back to you! If you’re single and lovin’ it (or staying in with some Ben & Jerry’s) this holiday, treat yourself to some self care!

SinglesSwag Subscription Box Get it at SinglesSwag. Read our review.

Blume Period & Self Care Subscription Box and Products Get it at Blume. Read our review.

CBD Disco Lemonade Sugar Scrub Get it at The White Unicorn for $24.

Hemp Seed Mini Mani Kit Get it at The White Unicorn for $16. Read our review.

Hope our Valentine’s day – or Galentine’s Day – is sexy, fun, and full of love!

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