We’re celebrating our fourth anniversary, and another amazing year of wonderful posts from our staff, writers, and guest contributors! (If you want to get in on the fun and have your writing featured, you can always submit here!)
As 2017 unfolded, it proved to be an eventful year marked by deep-rooted scandals, unraveling politics, broken silence on sexual assault, and much more. We worked hard to share social commentary and helpful advice on relevant happenings, while covering everything from tips for more satisfying orgams, to health and beauty tricks, common sex myths, “taboo” lifestyles, professions in the adult industry, and beyond. Now, we’re tallying up the views to let you know which you LOVED most!
Based on your views (over 3.72 million of them this year!), here were our Top 10 Best Posts of 2017, and a few runner ups!
1. The Cat (Coital Alignment Technique)
Most women can’t climax without clitoral stimulation, and the Cat position totally solves that dilemma. The Coital Alignment Technique (The Cat) is a variation of missionary that directly stimulates the clitoris, giving this traditionally bland position a big boost of pleasure. Women only have a few nerve endings in their vaginas, and usually they are located within the first two inches. (Imagine how much more child birth would hurt if the vagina was jam-packed with feeling!) So, for many women, intercourse alone is simply not enough to orgasm. But, with positions designed specifically for clitoral stimulation, sex becomes an orgasmic treat rather than just going through the motions. Certainly better than missionary, we’re willing to bet that The Cat is one of the best hands-free, clitoral pleasure positions out there.
2. The Best Sex Positions for Beginners
Have you ever wandered into the sex portion of your local bookstore to look at those encyclopedias of sex positions? If you haven’t, and you’re a newbie at this whole sex thing—don’t. Try these positions instead! They’re great for experimenting with until you really like what you’re doing and feel comfortable, confident and sexy doing it, and offer endless variations that can be mix and matched when you want to change it up a bit. Plus, they never go out of style and, honestly, most people will fall back on at least one of these positions no matter how many other crazy positions they try. Whether you’re a total newbie or just don’t have that much experience, maximize these positions for your ultimate pleasure potential!
3. The Big Dick Survival Guide
So you meet this guy and he’s everything you would ever want: strong, sexy, adorable, funny, smart… the whole package. You’re getting on great and you start making out. And you’re like, “Wow, this is gonna happen.” And happen, it does. You start touching each other, your shirt comes off, his shirt comes off. Next is the bra. Then the pants. And then, you realize his dick is huge. Maybe it’s long. Maybe it’s wide. Worse, maybe it’s both. You have this moment when you’re like, “This is full on porn star dick. I can’t even deal. Like, what the fuck am I supposed to do with all of this?” Well, we’re here to tell you…
4. Why Spooning is Seriously Super Hot
Spooning is the perfect blend of passion and intimacy. It combines the body-to-body, side-by-side closeness of romantic sex positions, with the power and excitement of going at it from behind. Meanwhile, both of you are comfortable lying down, and neither person is totally “in power”. Rather, both of you are moving in tandem to give you the ultimate pleasure. Whether you’re into clitoral stimulation or g-spot penetration, Spooning will hit your favorite spots, give your hands direct access to explore your hotspots, and even let you guide his hands if he’s not hitting it quite right. Also, if you’re looking to try anal, this is the perfect position to get started with.
5. Hooking Up Anonymously on the Internet
As you may or may not know, there are lots of horny people in the world. And I mean A LOT. In my experience, it’s a seemingly endless supply of people desperate to do some form of genital smushing. This is doubly true online. You don’t even have to be looking for sexy times, and then suddenly you will find yourself with a lap-full, asking if you prefer blondes or brunettes. And maybe asking for your credit card number too, but that’s for people who enjoy spending money (fine, yes, I like spending money. I’m just too poor to afford it). So the question is: Where do I go to find the other (cheap) horny people? These sites are worth a try!
6. Sexy Piercings
As many sluts do, I see my body as a playground. A playground for me and whoever I permit to view it. Therefore, like any playground mine would not be complete without decorations; graffiti if you will. Tattoos and piercing are often our preferred decor. I have an itty bitty tattoo that does not make me cool or qualify me as a sexy tattoo lady, but I do have some badass piercings! Here’s my experience with certain piercings – both during sexy time and just in plain old life – to help you make an informed decision if you chose to get one (or more) of them.
7. The Slutty Girl’s Ultimate Guide to Blow Jobs
In this award-winning post, we literally cover everything you’ve ever wanted to know about giving the perfect blow job! This post includes details about the basics, how to handle personal preferences, how to use your hands, what to do with your teeth, how to handle his balls, how to deep throat, if you should spit or swallow, and how to give it a personal touch. Once you’re done reading, you’ll be able to give the most unforgettable blow job EVER and have your guy coming back for more!
8. The Uncircumcised Penis: A User’s Manual
For many American girls, the uncircumcised dick is still uncharted territory. As we discussed in our initial piece— Lose Your Fear of the Uncircumcised Dick, there is nothing THAT different about cut vs. uncut guys, besides a bit of extra skin at the tip. Like cut dicks, uncut dicks are each unique in their own way. But, if you’ve never been with an uncut guy before, it can be a little bit intimidating at first… How exactly do you go about pleasuring a man who’s all intact? Well, first off, you can celebrate the fact that his foreskin will make him more sensitive, provide you extra pleasure and protect the glans (the head of the penis) from everyday friction. Then, take a look at these techniques to help you stroke, suck, and ride your uncircumcised guy.
9. The Slutty Girl’s Guide to Facials
Money shot, cumshot, facial, whatever you want to call it – it’s the act of a man ejaculating on your face. The idea can be a bit intimidating (we’ve all heard horror stories about someone ending up with semen in their eye) but it’s a fantasy that many want to try for themselves. It’s just kinky enough to feel naughty, but still commonplace enough that you won’t feel awkward discussing the prospect with your partner. Ready to give it a try? Make sure you’re prepared with these tips!
10. Best Sex Positions for Her Pleasure
Once you get good at having orgasms on your own, and bring those same skills and techniques to your partner, you can turn up the heat with some hot sex positions that are more likely to stimulate you in the right spots, and give you the pleasure you’ve been craving. Here are some sex positions that can increase your chance of reaching orgasm, because sex should always be orgasmic for both sides!
Honorable Mentions
These posts may not have made the Top 10, but they were definitely favorites!
- BDSM 101: The Top 10 Most Frequently Asked Questions
- Your Favorite New Oral Sex Position: 68
- The Slutty Girl’s Guide to Dirty Talk
- The Pros & Cons on Nipple Piercings
- How To Give A Sexy (And Safe) Rim Job
- How to Have an Orgy
- It’s Going Down, Sluts Yelling Tinder
- How to Give a Foot Job
- Hot Oral Sex Tips
- How Do We Find Someone for a Threesome?
Also, don’t forget to check out our most popular reviews… You may find something new for your pleasure collection.
