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“Almost Naked” Organic Lube Review

04/26

100% Body-Safe. 95% Organic. 

I’ve been very vocal about my problems with over the counter lubricants. When I started to need lube after going on allergy medication, I experienced extreme pain for months. After going to my doctor (who recommended more lube) and trying every lubricant on the shelf – I finally learned that the toxic chemicals in my lubricants were the cause of my pain. I was shocked at my doctor’s lack of knowledge and poor recommendation – which only served to hurt me more. I started to look for natural alternatives that could help keep me wet without having me see stars, and was so excited to learn that organic lubes did exist. If you’re like me and have problems with most lubricants, or simply want to take an all natural approach to your sexual health, it’s worth taking a look at the organic, water-based lubes out there, and testing them out to make the right decision for your body.

I was so thrilled when Good Clean Love offered to send me a small bottle of their original “Almost Naked” organic lube to review. It’s a 100% organic lubricant that may just be one of the best lubricants out there – a LOT better than KY Jelly! After using it for just a few days, my sex life returned to normal, and I was no longer experiencing pain, burning, itching, or discomfort during or after sex. My vagina was totally back to normal! I’m so relieved that Good Clean Love’s organic personal lubricants helped to solve my pain problem – and hope that sharing it with you may help if you’re experiencing the same. Keep in mind, everyone’s bodies are different – especially when it comes to lubes – so my experience may be different from the experiences of others, and it’s important to experiment to find what’s right for you.

 

Name: Almost Naked Lubricant
Type: LubricantWater Based LubeOrganic Lube
By: Good Clean Love

Hearts: 4 Hearts… almost 5 Hearts
Quality: 5 Stars
Naughtiness: 1 Devil

Features: Body-Safe, Sweet Taste, Long Lasting, Not Sticky, No Smell, No Residue

100% Organic, Vegan, and Natural Ingredients: Organic Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Juice, Xanthan Gum, Agar, Potassium Sorbate, Sodium Benzoate, Sodium Lactate, Benzyl Alcohol, Lactic Acid, Natural Flavors

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Ingredients

Good Clean Love’s “Almost Naked” Lube is a 95% natural, organic, vegan blend of aloe vera, xanthan gum and agar (seaweed) – designed to create a smooth and long lasting “natural” lubrication feeling. These natural ingredients make it great for anyone with allergies, sensitivities, or who is simply looking for a more organic and natural approach to sex health. It is also safe to use with any type of condom, sex toys, and throughout pregnancy. It is entirely edible and can be used externally or internally. It also has a touch of lemon and vanilla, to give it a slightly sweet flavor. If you’re concerned about animal safety – these products have not been tested on animals, but have gone through human testings to ensure that they are entirely body safe.

Texture

Aside from the body-safe ingredients of Almost Naked Lube, my favorite feature is that this lube is long-lasting and creamy, with a natural feel that doesn’t get sticky or leave a weird film to clean up. It has a different consistency than other lubes I’ve used. Most lubes come out of the tube very wet, watery, and slippery. Then, they can either get sticky or tacky the more you use them – or seem to dry up instantly after being applied. Worst of all, they can leave a sticky, uncomfortable film that leaves you running to the shower after sex to wash it off before it turns into a melted lollipop sensation. Instead, Almost Naked comes out a bit more like a gel. Surprisingly, after using it internally, it feels very natural – like a creamy lubrication you may have during ovulation (if you’re not on birth control). A little goes a long way – and this lube is truly long lasting. But, it is definitely a thicker type of lube with a creamy feeling… so if you prefer something a bit lighter that will dry up right away after sex – it may not be for you.

The best part about the texture is that it didn’t leave any nasty, sticky, dry film anywhere on my body – outside, inside, or even on my fingers and sheets. It dries without any film on the outside of my body – but the moisture inside keeps the lube going for a very long time. I tried it on just my fingers and confirmed that the lube does dry without a film, but a bit of extra moisture (like a lick or spit) can get even the dry area actively lubricated again. On the outside during sex, it can get a bit sticky before it dries… but that gross “gotta wash it off me” feeling never happened for me. Instead, it felt like the normal messy sensation from a lot of very active sex – rather than something synthetic getting in the way. I can imagine that if you use too much, the thick sensation could get a bit messy… but a little goes a long way here, and I needed less than a dime’s worth for an entire steamy session.

Scent & Taste

Unfortunately, not everything in this world can be perfect – not even this long lost love of my life lube. The Almost Naked Lube has a stronger taste and scent than I was expecting. I was expecting it to smell like nothing at all – but instead, it has a sweet, tart lemony vanilla scent and taste – that is almost a bit like a fruity fro-yo. While this probably wouldn’t bother most people, it is a slight bother to me – as it’s just a bit too sweet and scented for my liking. I would rather my lube have no scent at all. But I really can’t complain, because this is the first lube that’s worked for me… ever… and the first that doesn’t leave me burning, itching, and in pain during and up to days after sex. 

Pros & Cons

Pros

  • Body safe
  • Long lasting
  • Natural feel
  • No stickiness or residue
  • Easy to clean
  • Non-staining

Cons

  • Taste may be displeasing to some
  • May become sticky on some people

 

Overall 

I’m so thankful I found Good Clean Love’s Almost Naked Lubricant. At the risk of sounding over-zealous, this lubricant gave me back my sex life, and for that, I am forever grateful. Unlike other lubes, it doesn’t dry up quickly, get tacky, or leave a nasty film that you need to clean up after – it doesn’t leave me in pain – and it mimic my natural lubrication pre-allergies. My only complaint is the strong sweet scent and taste, which I would have preferred to be more neutral. It is also a bit expensive for a tiny bottle ($10 for 1.5 oz) but, a little does go a long way with this lube – and Good Clean Love is a growing company who is charting a path for natural body-safe lubricants, and unlike huge companies like KY, they really need the funding to continue. At the end of the day, I no longer have pain during of after sex – which is truly priceless. Good Clean Love is definitely my go-to lube, and I couldn’t recommend it enough.

You can get the Almost Naked Lube at Good Vibes
in several sizes starting at $10 at GoodVibes here.
Free shipping on orders over $59.

Also get it at SheVibe in 1.5 oz for $9
or 4 oz for $14.

 

Note: This review is sponsored, and I received this product for free in exchange for an honest review. Some links are affiliate links. All opinions are 100% honest and my own. I only recommend things I would use myself! Read more about our reviews.

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Slutty Girl Problems says everything your mom was too embarrassed to tell you. We entertain, educate, and empower women to feel confident, take control and discuss their sex lives openly. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @sluttygrlprobs. Our founder Lorrae can be found on Twitter and Instagram @Lorraejo.

2 Comments to “Almost Naked” Organic Lube Review

  1. Nade
    Contributor

    Personally, which do you feel is better; this or Blossom Organics Moisturizing pH-Balanced Lubricant?

    • JazminRose
      Editor

      Having tried both, I prefer the Blossoms Organic – but it’s a tight competition. I like the difference in consistency and the added moisture that the aloe brings. That being said, I know that many people DON’T like the Blossoms Organic because of the aloe in it. Both lubes are equally great options and which one is better ultimately comes down to the individual; your personal preferences matter and so does your body chemistry. After all, if a lube isn’t working for you, it doesn’t matter how many other people love it and swear by it!

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