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Enchanted Crystals Purple Sapphire Vibe Review


Note: This product is no longer available. We recommend Lovehoney’s Happy Rabbit Ears instead!

Enchantingly Mediocre

When I first opened up this vibrator, I had to take a good look at it for a minute or two. It isn’t shaped like a bullet or like a baby carrot like most but rather has two ball shapes on each end. I immediately wondered if it was meant for clitoral stimulation or if I was supposed to put it inside of me. I reminded myself that it was a sex toy, meant to get me off, and I was allowed to use it in whatever way that did so. It’s about six inches long and each end it about two inches around, sloping down to about an inch when you get to the ribbed middle. The ridges made it easier to hold onto but it didn’t have any affect on me texture wise when it was inside of me. It could have been completely smooth and I wouldn’t have noticed. Below is my review!

Name: Purple Sapphire Vibe
Type: BulletClitoral Vibe, Vibrator
By: Enchanted Crystals by Evolved Novelties

Hearts: 3 Hearts
Quality: 3 Stars
Naughtiness1 Devil
Vibration: 2 Cars
Noise: 2 Bees

Material: Plastic and Silicone coating
Special Features: WaterproofMulti-SpeedRibbed HandleInexpensiveCute Design

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First step was to find a AAA battery, which for me was easy thanks to my Costco membership and the refusal to be without batteries. Have batteries die in the middle of a hot masturbation session and you’ll be in Costco signing up for a membership too. Thankfully this little guy only required one small Duracell that is inserted into the middle of the vibe, twist it back together, twist to the right, and you’re ready for take off. The further you twist to the right, the stronger the vibration gets, giving you a gradual increase.

This vibrator technically has a “multi-speed” feature where you can slowly twist the middle and it goes from low to high. However I noticed that the only setting I used was high and that was because their version of “high” is my version of mediocre. It had decent vibrations on the high setting and they flow through the large ball top, which covers much more surface area than other bullets.

Target Audience

I of course started out with clitoral stimulation because when I’m looking for a bullet, that is my target audience, so to speak. Like I said, this bullet covers more surface area than other vibes and I think it would be great for a beginner that isn’t quite sure what she wants yet. We all have to get to know our bodies to know what we like and where we like it so having a bullet that cover more ground will help you discover what you like and where you like it, which will eventually lead to vibrators with precision accuracy, hitting your favorite spots exactly where you want them to.

This toy is also good for couples just starting to incorporate toys into their sex life. I showed my most recent guy this toy and his eyes lit up like a kid on Christmas. He immediately took it out of my hand and said, “It’s so easy to hold.” In a guy’s mind, it probably is much easier to hold and maneuver than a small baby carrot-type bullet. One end is a harder plastic while the other is covered with a silicon-like material, which is perfect for your delicate skin. This is another time when the large top works in your favor, just in case your guy doesn’t know exactly where your clit is. If you haven’t mastered the ability to have a g-spot orgasm with your man inside of you, he can use this vibrator on you so you’re both enjoying yourselves.

The way that this particular vibrator is shaped, it does look like it’s intended to go inside of you. I tried this both on my own and with my hookup to see if it was better in different situations. While I was flying solo, I noticed that it definitely wasn’t long even to give me anything pleasurable so I felt like I was wasting my time and wanting to reach for my dildo instead. When I wasn’t alone, I found it was the same thing except I wanted his dick inside of me while he used the vibe on my clit. It wasn’t enough to out-pleasure the male anatomy in front of me so why bother? However I did notice that my man enjoyed putting the toy inside of me and he liked thinking I enjoyed it. When I later admitted it wasn’t anything special, we both agreed that we should try an actual dildo next time that could reach further inside of me and stimulate my g-spot.

Pros & Cons


  • Inexpensive
  • Nice materials


  •  Too weak and buzzy
  • Difficult to clean


I enjoyed this vibe. It’s different in shape than most and definitely made for some fun times in the bedroom when my partner was with me. The vibrations definitely could have been stronger but they did the job and got me across the finish line. There wasn’t anything to spectacular about it but it’s decently average, especially for a beginner or someone who it afraid of a strong bullet or a dildo itself.

Note: This product is no longer available. We recommend Lovehoney’s Happy Rabbit Ears instead!

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Bitch Brunette // Contributor

Bitch Brunette is enjoying her twenties in the PNW and living by her coined phrase “Fuck guys, love yourself”. Loving all things girly, while thinking like a man, you can catch her breaking hearts with a different shade of lipstick on every night of the week. The last fuck she gave was to the bartender for screwing up her drink. Follow her on Twitter, IG, and Pinterest at @BitchBrunette

One Comment to Enchanted Crystals Purple Sapphire Vibe Review

  1. Slutty Girl Problems
    Site Administrator

    Such a shame that this was such a crappy vibe! It was so cute! It’s nice that is has a turn dial base though, so it can be adjusted to any speed. Maybe it would be nice for a beginner or someone who would prefer a really, really light vibration.

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