Whether it’s a hint of teenage rebellion, some form of masochism, a desire to feel (even) sluttier or simply an obsession with Kendall Jenner, nipple piercings are the ultimate cool-girl must have right now.
Slightly more risqué than your “one-too-many holes in the ear” type chick, the nipple piercing gives an edge which screams sex. And who doesn’t love to scream sex?
With hardware pierced through one of the most sensitive parts of your body, it comes as no surprise that many women are initially put off by the idea… until they find out that the sensitivity increases!
That’s right. If you thought your nipples were sensitive now just head down to your local piercer and experience a nerve in your nips like never before.
After a long time contemplating the body modification I decided to say “fuck it” and went for it. Three minutes later and with a lollipop in hand (it was like a nostalgic trip to the doctors – but the doctor was sexy and had tattoos), I had a chunk of metal horizontally placed into my left nipple.
I’m not sure whether it was my masochistic side talking or the hot tattooed guy distracting me but the pain wasn’t so bad. I mean, this was teenage rebellion, right? I had undergone extreme masochism, I was sluttier than ever before and yes, I did feel a bit like Kendall.
A year later and now with a piercing-less nipple (the bar fell out and closed up within an hour), I’ve decided to weigh up the pros and cons of this erotic piercing.
Pros & Cons
PRO: The initial piercing hurt for about three seconds.
CON: The next few days feel like your nipple has a constant heartbeat and may fall off.
PRO: It will gain you more likes on your Instagram photo than any selfie.
CON: You realize your nipple is more attractive than your face.
PRO: “FREE THE NIPPLE BITCHES!!!!!!”
CON: “We removed your post because it doesn’t follow our community guidelines.”
PRO: Your nipple looks and feels sexy as fuck.
CON: …if you’re fucking.
PRO: You have some cool ass metal in your nipple.
CON: What’s that yellow stuff? (puss city)
PRO: You can walk around bra-less.
CON: You could walk around bra-less anyway, duh!
PRO: Boys love it.
CON: It is now infected, sorry. (Seriously, calm down, guys.)
PRO: You never have to take it out.
CON: Unless you like to fiddle with it like me and it falls out.
For aesthetic purposes only, the nipple piercing is a great addition for those of you who want to waltz around in the nude or something sheer. For those with boyfriends, great, he can take that nipple to orgasm city. For the hoepless like me, I guess it looks cute and it’s really fun to fiddle with?
P.S. Please watch out for shower poufs.