It may be no surprise that I’m a huge fan of unique, innovative toys. Whether it’s incorporating up and coming technology into a vibrator, or creating an expertly crafted and design pleasure sculpture – toys take eroticism outside the box are my favorite to explore. So, when I heard about Mr. Hankey’s Toys, a sex toy crafter specializing in unique, exotic, and fantasy shaped toys, from tentacles and seahorses to aliens, dragons and centaurs, I was so excited. Most of their toys come in a variety of sizes, delighting extreme size queens with incredibly large toys that would take a lot of practice to play with. Their fantasy toys are strap on and sex machine friendly, made entirely of body-safe silicone, and can even be paired with their detachable balls. If you’re looking for something even more unique to your preferences, you can customize each toy’s size, color, firmness, and suction cup capability if desired. Mr. Hankey’s toys are designed with detail in mind, to twist, curve, ridge, and ripple across your erogenous zones for maximum pleasure. Their dedication to high-quality silicone, attention to detail in designs, and customizable features puts them ahead of the curve in terms of unique fantasy toys.
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Texture & Design
Mr. Hankey takes great care in designing toys that are made for your pleasure. Each toy has a unique texture, firmness, length, width, and design that is custom developed to satisfy your fantasies. The Alien Breeder has a smooth underside and a textured top with ridges and grooves in an incredibly unique design. It looks alien-esque and and somewhat dragon-esque, so you can take your fantasies to whatever dimension you want to explore. It has a tapered tip for easier insertion, then bulges out in the middle of the toy for extra sensation, especially if you use that area to massage against your g-spot. With the smallest size, this toy is still not for the faint of heart – but those who love insertable toys will find it to have a “full” feeling throughout. The larger size you choose, the more intense your experience. Be sure to measure out the sizes so you can decide what’s best for you, your body, and your preferences.
Each groove and bump is crafted and in place for pleasure, and very detailed to enhance your fantasy. In fact, it is so detailed that you can absolutely imagine this being a real-life otherworldly experience. The entire design feels ergonomic and natural. I found the textures to be pleasurable and comfortable but definitely wanted to warm up and lube up first to fully relax into the sensation. Finally, the base bulges out to a flare, with an optional suction cup, which is perfect for anal or use with a strap on. It’s a life-like fantasy that you can customize to fit your imagination.
Material
Mr. Hankey uses high-quality platinum silicone in all their toys, which is one of the most body-safe, pleasurable, and preferred materials on the market. It is 100% body safe, non-toxic, hypoallergenic, phthalate free, odorless, and tasteless… my absolute favorite material for a sex toy! They note that their silicone is certified by an independent laboratory for use in medical devices and to test for irritation and skin sensitization – so you can be assured that this material is the real deal. These toys are definitely meant to last a lifetime.
They also offer two levels of firmness – Medium Firm and 75% Soft. This gives you more customizability during the buying process. The Medium Firm option feels like a fully erect penis, which for me, is an ideal sensation. I like my toys to feel pleasurably intense, without feeling so firm that it can be painful (especially for larger toys, which stretch my limits and can push against my cervix). The softer firmness is still designed to mimic an erect penis, but one that at like 75% firmness (as reflected in the name). It allows it to have a little more give and movement, while still being fully insertable and functional. This toy is designed to have the most lifelike feeling.
Each of the versions sent to me has a glossy silicone finish, which allows it to slide against your most intimate areas (just add lube!) The silicone has a little drag once inserted, but nothing a good water-based lube can’t fix. (Silicone or oil based lubes are not recommended for silicone toys). Like other silicone toys, the Alien Breeder can be cleaned simply before and after every use with antibacterial soap and warm water. If you’re looking for a deep clean (especially if sharing between partners) this silicone is dishwasher safe and boil-able – to assure that it’s totally clean. If boiling, allow to boil in a pot for 3-5 minutes. Don’t use alcohol on silicone toys, as it could degrade the material.
So Many Options
Most of Mr. Hankey’s toys come in a variety of sizes, allowing for even extreme size queens to indulge their desires, with incredibly large toys that would take a lot of practice to play with. Again, their fantasy toys are strap-on and sex machine friendly, and can even be paired with their detachable balls. For sex machine compatibility, simply purchase the attachment hole as a customizable add-on at checkout. This also allows the toy to be compatible with other types of attachments, like suction cups. Their Remove-O-Balls can also be added as an option, for more sensation and smacking as you thrust. (I personally also think detachable balls are adorable – but maybe that’s just me!) If you’re using a strap-on with these toys, you’ll want to use one that has rings to secure the toy in place, as Mr. Hankey’s toys tend to be larger and heavier than others on the market. You can also choose your color! I love how customizable this experience is, so you can really get a toy that matches your preferences!
Pros & Cons
Pros
- Many elements are customizable
- Unique fantasy designs
- Ergonomic and pleasurable textures
- Large sizes available for the size queens!
Cons
- Larger sizes are not for the faint of heart!
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Mr. Hankey’s toys are very aesthetically pleasing, with detailed fantasy-based designs that open your imagination up to explore. Their customization process also allows you to create the dildo of your dreams, so you can immerse yourself in finding the perfect toy for your desires. All of their products are very unique, high-quality, and designed to last a lifetime with proper care. Their products stand out among the rest. Even if you aren’t into fantasy-based toys, the variety of textures, firmness, and size provides a variety of sensations and experiences to explore your pleasure. I totally recommend checking out Mr. Hankeys, and exploring their selection for your next favorite dildo!
