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New from Lovehoney is the Uprize 6″ Vibrating AutoErect Dildo and it’ll blow your mind. This toy is fun to play with, fun to Snapchat, and fun to ride. It even coordinates with a harness made especially for this brand of toys.

We’ll explore the harness & dildo combination in the Harness’s review, but here’s what you need to know about the Uprize for solo play.

Name: Uprize 6″ Remote Control AutoErect Vibrating Dildo
Type: Vibrator, Dildo
By: Lovehoney

Hearts: 5 Hearts
Quality: 5 Stars
Naughtiness: 4 Devils
Vibration: 4 Cars
Noise: 2-3 Bees

Materials: Silicone
Special Features: Remote controlled, rechargeable, multiple vibration functions, movement, waterproof, harness compatible

The Design

The Uprize Rock Hard AutoErect 6″ vibrating dildo is exactly what it sounds like. Six inches of insertable, rock hard, vibrating soft silicone. It comes with a suction cup base, behind a set of purple balls, for easy harness usage.

The base of the dildo includes two buttons, that flash while on, for non-remote use. It’s also the home of the rechargeable USB port. The balls are hefty, about an inch and a half to two inches thick at their biggest part. Why so big? They have to be that size in order to house this toy’s powerful motor. We’ll talk about that more below.

The Dildo

The insertable part of the toy is six inches, ribbed, with a realistically shaped head. The ribbing feels almost like the pattern of muscles on your esophagus if you rub your throat.

The toy gets bigger toward the head, but with a nice transition. The head is probably a 1/4 of an inch thicker in diameter than the insertable part at its thinnest point.

Power & Functions

Maybe you’ve looked at your favorite dildo before and thought, “Hmm not realistic enough, it’s never flaccid.” If so, then this is the toy for you. With the push of a button on the base of the toy or the remote, your rock hard erect six-inch dildo folds down into a nice upside-down hook shape. In my opinion, this makes it easier to store and a whole hell of a lot more fun. In theory (to be tested soon!) I could have this strapped into my strapon as a tease, then hit the button to get erect when it’s time.

It’s probably the closest I’ll ever get to feeling like I have a real penis!

Power-wise, the toy vibrates in both positions, up and down. However, you’re not supposed to use the toy internally when it’s down unless I missed some part of the directions.

It has ten different vibration speeds:

  1. Static vibration level
  2. Slow high-to-low vibration
  3. Strong quick high to medium vibration
  4. Pulsing
  5. Quick pulsing at two alternating levels
  6. Increasing intensity pulsing with a short static vibration
  7. More intense version of #6
  8. Short pulses to long pulses
  9. Short pulses, long pulse, short pulses
  10. Short pulses to a long static vibration

The intensity of when it was inside me versus when I tested it on my desk to hear the vibrations is different. When the Uprize was inside me, the vibrations were well dispersed, so they didn’t feel particularly powerful. Remember, this toy has six inches of length where the vibrations extend from. On my desk, the vibrations were very powerful, and I only had the dildo lightly suctioned. The longer pulses were so strong it was moving around my desk, slowly.

This toy feels bigger than it looks, or my eyes are bigger than my vagina. It took me a few tries and a few squirts of lube to get it all the way in. Once it was in, there was enough resistance going in and out to feel it – but it wasn’t painful. It was right where I want the friction to be, not a lot so it’s painful, but not so wet that I lost that in and out sensation. This is definitely a girthy toy – so, as you should with most toys, USE LUBE.

Pros and Cons

Pros:

  • Waterproof
  • Rechargeable
  • Harness compatible
  • Fun features
  • 10 vibration levels
  • Silicone
  • Big

Cons:

  • Big
  • While the suction cup might be a pro for some, I found the suction cup meant figuring out where to stick it (height/insertion)

That’s all I’ve got. Other than it being a little hard to figure out where the suction cup should go on the shower wall in regards to my vagina, I have no complaints.

I’m a self-proclaimed size queen, but this could be on the edge of too big for someone who’s not. It’s not intimidating, but I could see it being a stretch.

Overall

I’m super excited to add this toy to my toy box. It’s already been heavily featured on my Snapchat story and I give it my full endorsement. If you’ve never used anything with a suction cup or a remote control before, there’s a slight learning curve. But you’ll learn quickly, and this unique design makes learning worth it!

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