Bachelorette and bridal season is upon us, and that means that savvy Partner in Crimes are planning sexy, funny, scandalous bachelorette parties for their soon-to-be-married BFFs. You know that penis candies and straws aren’t sold at your local party store… so where do you go for all those party must-haves? has you covered, and they sent us their Party Kit of bestsellers to enjoy, and of course share with you! Even if you don’t have a bachelorette party in your future… these goodies are fun for nearly any type of party, if you have some open-minded friends who love to laugh. I can’t resist their penis pops or ice cube makers… I know what party favors I’ll have at my next party. You can get this kit at with a free vibrator, free shipping, and a free gift! Plus, they have tons of other free goodies and downloade-ables (like an awesome cocktail guide) and other naughty things you have to love (like penis piñatas and punching bags!). Check out the kit below and a look at our favorites! (You can get the whole kit here or individual items through the links below.)

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Penis Ice Cube Trays

These penis ice cube trays have to be one of my favorite things ever. They work well and are definitely a unique addition to the party. They look nice in a punch bowl, or individual drinks! They’re in the kit or just $5 here.

Corset Invitations

These gorgeous invitations are super adorable. They’re perfect for a bachelorette party, or any other occasion that calls for something deliciously sexy!

Note: The corset invitations are no longer available, but you can get these fun penis invitations for $4.

Penis Pops

Talk about the perfect party favor! These cherry penis pops are so fun and perfect for your guests to remember your scandalous night. They’re in the kit or $2 here.

Portable Shot Glass

No night of debauchery would be complete without shots. If you’re taking shots on the go, there’s literally no better way to take them. You’ll always have your shot glass ready!

Note: This shot glass is no longer available, but you can get a party pack of six for the entire bridal party for $8.

Penis Straws

Deliciously naughty, these penis straws are perfect for sipping your favorite cocktails with a naughty twist! They’re in the kit or get them here for $5.

Penis Candy

Another party must-have, these penis candies are simply irresistible! Give them a taste. Your mouth will thank you! They’re in the kit or you can get a whole bag for $4.

Penis Party Balloons

Another party must-have! These balloons aren’t in the shape of penises, but have penises all over them nonetheless! They’re in the kit or here for $4.

Note: These balloons are no longer available, but penis-shaped balloons are for $5.

Pin the Macho on the Man

Like pin the tail on the donkey, but sexier. It’s in the kit or you can get it here for $10.

Bachelorette Buttons

Who’s the party animal? The queen? The bride? Speak your mind with these pins! Get them for $5.

Naughty Toilet Paper

A totally unique way to turn even that bathroom into your bachelorette domain. It’s in the kit and here for $4.

Bachelorette Sash

Complete your look and let everyone know you’re the girl of honor! It’s in the kit and here for $7.

Bachelorette Tiara and Veil

Complete with tiny penis accents.

Note: This product is no longer available, but there are a ton of tiaras and veils on, including this veil for $9.

Bachelorette Party Banner

Turn your home into an instant party palace. It’s in the kit and here for $6.

Free Vibrator

You get a free slim vibrator with every order!

Overall, this kit is absolutely perfect for throwing a bachelorette party – and even fabulous if you just want some funny penis-themed treats for your next girl’s night! I’d absolutely recommend it. You really can’t go wrong with these must-haves!

Get this kit for $70 here.

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