1. A Spa Day for Yourself (because you deserve it)
First spend the day hours with your first love, you! Get a massage, get your nails done, get waxed, and even a facial! Do whatever makes you feel pampered and relaxed. Not only will you actually look smoking hot, but you will also feel smoking hot, and when you turn heads on Valentine’s Day, it will remind you that you’re single because there are so many hot people out there that want you! How could you even settle for just one?
2. Invite All Your Best Slutty Friends
An alternative to of all of you sitting alone and miserable, you can spend the time together and swap awesome sex stories, gush about your latest sexy hookup, and how you woke up in a bed that was not yours in a place you didn’t recognize. You walked back to your place in nothing but your clothes from last night, holding your heels, with straight-up stage makeup on. Only your best of friends would find these stories hilarious and the laughter will have you smiling all night.
3. Eat as Much Chocolate, Candy, and Ice Cream as Possible
Seriously, eat like there’s no tomorrow. It’s very easy to drown yourself in chocolate and I’m sure your friends would love you if you were to whip out a gallon of chocolate chip mint ice cream. You know you’re hot shit so why not spoil yourself and celebrate!
4. Buy Too Many Bottles of Wine
Being drunk makes everything easier and more fun. It wouldn’t be a night out with friends if multiple bottles of wine weren’t included in the plans! Alternatively, try an evening of gourmet kombucha or handcrafted lattes instead if drinking just isn’t your thing.
5. Watch Sex and the City, Magic Mike, or The First Wives Club
Sex and the City is a classic show that many slutty girls can relate to. I can’t even tell you the number of times that my friends and I have compared ourselves to Samantha Jones, Carrie Bradshaw, Charlotte York, and Miranda Hobbes. Magic Mike is perfect for obvious reasons; I mean, who doesn’t want to see Channing Tatum dancing and grinding that amazing bod? I know watching that movie will get me into a great mood. Also, if you haven’t seen The First Wives Club, you are missing out. This is a classic movie all about depending on your friends, plus they end up taking all of their ex’s money!
After all of these amazing times with your fellow sluts, climb into bed, send a few sexts to your booty calls, and get a great night’s sleep! I promise you’ll have a lot more fun with your ride or dies, who will always be there for you, than another night at a packed restaurant listening to a random Tinder match vent about their feelings…