It’s time to bring your otherworldly desires to life. You know, those desires that blur the line between fantasy and reality.
They may have developed while you were browsing through your preferred erotica and stumbled a bit further than you anticipated, into the unknown and upon one of the most deliciously devious of fetishes, tentacle porn.
If you’re intrigued, you’re far from alone. In fact, some of the earliest examples of tentacle erotica date back hundreds of years ago, with the most famous being an 1814 Shunga depiction titled, ‘The Dream of the Fisherman’s Wife’.
Today, tentacle porn videos get millions of views every year, and I completely understand why. Just imagine that kind of flexibility, girth, and depth slowly filling your favorite hole. Slipping and sliding its way across and inside your body as you surrender to the pleasure.
Just the thought makes me want to go get my Taintacle, drizzle a generous amount of lube from tip to base, and let my mind and body wander off the deep end of fantasy.
Ahead, let’s explore the company behind this extraordinary tentacle dildo, Mr. Hankey’s Toys, and the Taintacle itself in juicy detail.
The Most Fantastical Tentacle Porn Fetish Exploration
The Taintacle by Mr. Hankey’s Toys is a game-changer for anyone who wants to own their hedonistic nature. The most stunning option comes in bright, metallic green and measures 9 inches long, with an insertable length of 8 inches. Its circumference ranges from 2 inches near the head, 6 glorious inches at the middle, and 7 inches total at the base—all while offering a variety of sensations as you explore its length.
Its shapely S-curve is beyond perfect for anal play, stimulating the P-spot and offering a bulbous knot to stretch and pleasure you in ways you’ve only ever imagined. The smooth texture combined with raised “suckers” tease and tickle you in a way that will leave you breathless, toes curled, and yearning for more.
The Best Fantasy Dildo for Beginners and Beyond
I’ll be honest, I was a bit nervous to use the Taintacle at first because it looked much bigger than anything I had ever used before, but starting with the small version of the dildo quickly put any hesitation at ease, and proved to be an incredible introduction to the world of fantasy dildos.
The more manageable size allows you to gradually open yourself up to more girth, depth, and sensation as you slowly work the toy deeper, and feel the gradual stretch as the circumference increases inside you.
I’ve found that playing with this dildo can take you on a bit of self-discovery and confidence-building as you get more and more comfortable while playing. Plus, it can prepare you for the wide array of Mr. Hankey’s Toys’ bigger, more intense dildos.
Sex Toy Customization and Care
Another reason the Taintacle is amazing for beginners is that Mr. Hankey’s Toys makes all their vegan, body-safe toys highly customizable, allowing you to choose the perfect firmness, size, and color to suit your preferences.
The Taintacle in 40% softness is a great starting point, as it mimics the feel of a 40-50% erect penis, offering a forgiving yet functional firmness that’s ideal for those who prefer their toys on the softer side.
For added versatility, it can also be ordered with a Vac-U-Hole – a special attachment point compatible with various handles, suction cups, and sex machines.
While this feature enhances the toy’s usability, it requires careful handling to avoid damage, they recommend using a small amount of dish soap, baby powder, or lube when inserting attachments to prevent chipping or splitting.
Quality Sex Toy Production
All Mr. Hankey’s Toys’, including the Taintacle, are handmade in small batches. This bespoke production process ensures each toy is made just for you with laser precision and by people who carry a true passion for their craft. From mixing and degassing the silicone to the final curing and inspection stages, every Taintacle is a testament to the artistry and dedication of Mr. Hankey’s Toys’ team.
Personal Sexual Journeys and Adventures
The first time using the Taintacle, you might find yourself exploring its textures with curiosity, feeling the raised suckers glide smoothly against your fingers first, before moving it down toward more intimate parts of your body.
As you get acquainted with your new pleasure tentacle you’ll surely discover new ways to experience all the pleasure it has to offer. As you grow more comfortable and confident, you might start experimenting with different positions or incorporating the toy into partnered play, which is where I find the Taintacle shines as you can truly submit to your fantasies while feeling the dildo get worked inside you by someone you trust.
Customer Satisfaction and Support
When you order from Mr. Hankey’s Toys, you can expect to receive your bespoke toy within 6-8 business days.
For visual learners, Mr. Hankey’s Toys has you covered with super informative Youtube videos showcasing all the fun features the Taintacle offers. For anything else, their comprehensive FAQ section provides even more detailed specifics.
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