Have you ever had your lip color fire before a blowjob and then smeared all over your face after? A total disaster, one I am a victim of. So after noticing how well my lip-stain stayed on after a particularly aggressive Starbucks binge, I got to wondering if my lip-stain would hold up to cock as well as it stood up to cookies. So I hit up Target and bought five different lip stain brands and started telling people I was giving blow jobs for science (only a slight exaggeration).

The Experiment

The experiment was quite simple.

• Before: Apply lip-stain right before blow job, allow to dry, take a picture of the before, then set a timer for 10 minutes.
• During: Give a blow job for ten minutes straight with as little breaks as possible, keep it slobbery.
• After: Stop after 10 minute timer goes off for as long as it takes to blot the slobber off your lips and take an after picture of the lip-stain coverage.

The Reviewees

• COVERGIRL Outlast Lipcolor: All day color – In Eternal Flame
• Rimmel London Provacolips Kiss-Proof Lip Color – In 420 Berry Seductive 
• Maybelline SuperStay 24 2-Step Lip Color – In 015 All Day Cherry
• L’Oreal Paris Infallible Pro-Last Lip Color – In 217 Cherry Noir

The Rankings: (Best -> Worst)

Including before & after photos! (I apologize for the quality of the pictures. It’s kinda hard to a) apply lip stain while someone is fingering you and do a good job and b) find the right lighting while keeping the sexy mood.)

1. Covergirl!

I love Covergirl lip-stain, I’ve been using it since I started using lip-stain and I’m super happy it stood up to my test! You don’t even need  the gloss with this one, its super not sticky and it does go on smooth, like the packaging says. Totally recommend!

2. Maybelline

I know the picture shows some degradation of the Maybelline color, but also my lips were super chapped when I tested this color so I think it would have held up better if they weren’t. It’s a little sticky but I like the gloss that comes with it, plus the applicator is nice and it smells good!

3. L’Oreal

L’Oreal held up its pigmentation best and what was left on stayed on until like 5 PM the next day. Perhaps this is just a light blowwie color? I love the color so I wore it to work the next night and got tons of compliments and didn’t need any touch ups after a 4 hour shift.

4. Rimmel

This Rimmel color was a joke. It smeared all over my face, then it didn’t keep any pigment after, was super sticky, and just all around a loser. DO NOT recommend. Honestly, I’m surprised I hadn’t thrown it away right after I used it.

What’s your go-to lipstick shade? Any brands that you favor that pass the blowjob test? Give it a try – for science.