Rabbits are probably one of the most famous sex toys, yet it’s tough to find the perfect rabbit vibrator. Everyone’s anatomy is a bit different, and finding a toy that can be inserted while reaching your clitoris can definitely be a challenge. If the shaft isn’t curved, it may not hit your g-spot without some serious maneuvering. Then, even if you have the perfect shape and size for your body, the shaft may vibrate, rotate, or thrust at an uncomfortable pace. Similarly, the clitoral rabbit may be too slow, too fast, or just way too buzzy to feel good on your sensitive spots. Then, even if you have the perfect vibrations – they may be controlled all by the same button, so you don’t have any variety at all with different vibration settings for the internal and external motors. It’s definitely true that picking out a rabbit can be a challenge, especially when they often cost well over your budget. But, if you can find the right rabbit vibrator, one that you know will truly pleasure you, it’s 100% worth the price in the endless pleasure you’ll experience. Lovehoney’s rechargeable Happy Rabbit has definitely filled the rabbit void for me, and is easily one of the best, high-quality rabbit vibrators I’ve ever written a review about. It may just be the best rabbit – or better yet, the best vibrator – out there! (The new version – The Happy Rabbit 2 – is 150% more powerful and is USB rechargeable!)
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Name: Happy Rabbit (links to updated Happy Rabbit 2)
Type: Rabbit Vibrator, Vibrator
By: Lovehoney
Hearts: 5 Hearts
Quality: 5 Stars
Naughtiness: 4 Devils
Vibration: 3 Cars
Noise: 3 Bees
Material: Silicone, Plastic Base
Special Features: High Quality, Beginners, Waterproof, Multi Speed, Multi Function, Curved, Rumbly, Three Motors, Rounded Tip, Rechargeable, A/C
Design & Material
The Happy Rabbit has a great design that perfectly fits my body. The shaft of the toy has a rounded tip, which makes it very easy to insert. It curves and gets slightly thinner along the shaft, so it can easily hit your g-spot while resting at the entrance of your vagina comfortably, and can be thrusted without getting caught on your pubic bone. The rabbit ears are located just about an inch and a half above the top of the shaft. My clitoris is pretty close to the entrance of my vagina, so this set up was perfect for me. I can imagine that women with a further away clitoris will have some trouble getting it to line up perfectly. But, the rabbit ears are incredibly flexible, so you can easily move them to reach a higher clit. With the right placement, they would easily stay there. The smooth contour and flex of the shaft also has enough give that you can move the toy while it’s inside you, so that you can easily and comfortably position the clitoral ears. I’ve never come across a rabbit vibrator that was so flexible, while also staying comfortable and maintaining a strong vibration. If you get this vibe and realize it’s not for you – Lovehoney has a fabulous return policy. Unlike other retailers, you can return the toy up to 100 days after you get it – for any reason, even if it’s been open, used, and you just don’t like it like you thought you would.
This rabbit is made from high-quality silicone along the shaft and clitoral rabbit, with a plastic base and silicone buttons. The silicone is incredibly soft and smooth with a gentle velvety finish. You can pair it with any water-based lube for seamless insertion and glide. It’s an incredible pleasurable material that is also body-safe, pthlalate-free, odorless, tasteless, and easy to clean. You can quickly clean your Rabbit with soap and warm water (both before and after play) or use toy wipes or cleaners. Since it’s waterproof, you can really get into all the nooks and crannies while cleaning (though I wouldn’t recommend submerging it). Don’t use alcohol on silicone toys, as it could degrade the material – and don’t boil it or put it in the dishwasher, as it can ruin the vibration mechanics.
3 Powerful Motors
The Happy Rabbit is unique compared to other rabbit vibrators I’ve tried. It has three motors: one in the tip of the shaft, one in the base of the shaft (about 3 inches down, past the curve), and one in the clitoral rabbit. This design is perfect for stimulating all the right spots. The motor in the tip of the shaft is curved to hit your g-spot perfectly, yet the design and material is so smooth and comfortable that you can easily thrust the toy. The second motor in the mid-shaft of the toy is perfect for stimulating your outer vagina and labia while the toy is inserted, stimulating a pleasure-packed hot-spot that most toys ignore. The third motor is designed to stimulate your clitoris. You can use the rabbit ears on either side of your clit, move them in any position you like, or position the ears a bit higher so that the pointed nose of the rabbit puts direct pin-point pressure on your clit. All of the motors are pretty powerful and rumbly, and would be the perfect intensity for most people, although for me, I wish they were a bit stronger. The clitoral vibrations are most powerful – while the vibrations in the shaft tend to get a bit lost and dulled through the material. All of the motors are very quiet, and can just barely be heard through a closed door.
8 Vibration Settings, Endless Combinations
The best thing about the Happy Rabbit is that the shaft and clitoral motors are controlled separately, each with a separate button on the base of the toy. I really love this feature because you can have several combinations. So, if you want a strong vibration on your clit and a low vibration on your g-spot, you can get that perfect combo. Or, if you want a pattern along your labia and a steady, strong vibe on your clit, go for it! You aren’t penned in to one vibration setting for all the motors.
The shaft has three speeds and two patterns that are:
- Steady Low Vibration
- Steady Medium Vibration
- Steady High Vibration
- Gently switching between shaft and tip vibration, with a medium intensity
- Quickly switching between shaft and tip vibration, with a high intensity
The clitoral motor is more simple, with just three vibration speeds – low, medium, and high. I wish it had a few patterns for extra mind-blowing sensations. Even so, the combination of patterns is really pleasurable – and a big step up from other rabbit vibes I’ve tried, which seem more limited in their functions and quality.
Pros & Cons
Pros
- The best rabbit vibrator ever
- Incredible, ergonomic design
- Comfortable to use and hold
- Powerful speeds and settings
- Settings can be controlled independently
- Rechargeable
- Waterproof
Cons
- Could use more strength – fixed in the updated version!
Overall
The Happy Rabbit was much more than just happy for me. It was absolutely euphoric. It’s high-quality materials, design, and vibrations easily make it one of the best rabbit vibrators I’ve ever tried. It’s curves and ears are a perfect fit for my body, and I love that the speeds and patterns of the shaft and clitoral ears can be controlled separately. Although I wish it was a bit more powerful, the speeds and patterns worked great for me, and I know they would be perfect for most other people. I tend to prefer incredibly strong vibrations and am rarely ever completely satisfied, but I suspect these vibes would be mind-blowing for others. I loved the pulsating sensations, and that the vibrations were incredibly quiet, especially for the size and power of this vibe. Best of all, this powerful vibe is A/C rechargeable – so you don’t have to worry about running out of batteries, or having your vibrator rest awkwardly alongside your laptop. It also comes with a satin pouch perfect for storage, and a nice box that can be re-used for travel or gifting. I have a notoriously picky vagina, but Lovehoney’s Happy Rabbit is the closest thing to perfect she’s ever tried!
Thank you, Lovehoney, for letting me review this incredibly perfect rabbit!
NOTE: The Happy Rabbit 2 is now the only Happy Rabbit available – with 150% more power, and USB recharge!
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Do you have a dildo recommendation for a gal that hasn’t had a lot of penetrative sex? Something on the smaller side to get things stretched out a bit and have some fun?
Absolutely!
First, I’d recommend something that’s silicone. Something like glass or plastic can be too hard for a beginner, and may be painful. Silicone is a bit more expensive, but much more high-quality and soft and plushy, so it’s very comfortable.
The LoveLife Dream is basically the ideal beginner’s vibrator. Great size, shape, texture, and it has great strong settings. http://sluttygirlproblems.com/review/lovelife-dream/
For something a little different, try the Hippocampus Small. It’s super soft and plush, and great to explore for texture. http://sluttygirlproblems.com/review/hippocampus-small-dildo/
All the toys from Tantus are amazing and high-quality, but may be a bit on the big side. You’d have to look through to make sure you get something smaller. You can use code “SGP” for 15% Off 🙂
If you do want to try something a little harder, I’d go with something from Pipedream’s Ceramix or Aluminum line (the medium size). My favorites are here: http://sluttygirlproblems.com/review/ceramix-8/ ; http://sluttygirlproblems.com/review/ceramix-4/ ; http://sluttygirlproblems.com/review/pure-aluminium-large-pink/