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Allure Chain and Leather Bondage Harness Teddy Review

09/05

When it comes to BDSM gear, you may have the handcuffs, the blindfold, and the paddle… but do you have the right “costume” to play the part? Just as it’s important to set the scene for romance… with candles, soft music, and a delightful massage… you can set the scene for a sexy BDSM fantasy with some lingerie that’s taken a walk on the wild side: fetish wear. The perfect addition to your lingerie or BDSM drawer, to instantly put you and your partner in the D/s mindset.

The Allure Chain and Leather Bondage Harness Teddy is scandalous and skimpy, leaving you exposed to your partner, leather and chain tight against your skin, ready to be tied up and tortured with pleasure. It’s a fabulous way to feel helpless, and if you and your partner get creative, you can easily hook up restraints to the harness to make for some interesting new positions and ties. Although it isn’t right for all body types and sizes, and definitely best for ladies on the slimmer side, curvy and big-busted girls can definitely make this fabulous fetish wear work. If you’re curious about exactly how this piece fits, I’ll explain below. Overall, I really love this bondage harness. It’s a total turn on, and definitely a devilish way to explore BDSM.

Name: Allure Chain and Leather Bondage Harness Teddy
Type: Fetish WearLingerie
Designer: Allure
Store: Lovehoney

Hearts: 4 Hearts
Quality: 4 Stars
Naughtiness: 5 Devils

Material: Leather, Metal
Qualities: High Quality, Naughty, Tight, One Size, Any Boobs, Slim, Snaps, Black

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Deviant Design

Fetish wear can come in a variety of styles and materials. Whether you’ve into gorgeous corsets, PVC bodysuits, or helpless leather and chain harnesses. This particular piece is leather and metal. The back is simple – with just three pieces securing the collar, bust, and hip portion around you. The back has a fabulously scandalous design with a collar, exposed breasts with chain outlines, chain across your belly and bust, and a daring exposed V at the bottom. It definitely feel constrictive yet revealing all at the same time.

Getting It On

My first thought when opening the bondage harness was “holy shit, how am I going to get this on?” At first glance, it looks like a mess of leather and chain – and it’s hard to tell which way is up. But, it’s definitely possible once you figure out what goes where. You’ll get the hang of it pretty quickly.

To start, it’s helpful to lay the bondage harness on the bed, with the outer part of the shiny leather facing toward the bed. The part that looks like a collar goes at the top, and the part that looks like a V goes at the bottom. Once you have the teddy laid out, you can easily get situated to put it on yourself.

Start with the lower portion. Slide the left end of the leather (opposite of the buckle) through the loops of the nylon piece that looks like a thong string. This part will actually be worn like a thong. Slide your left leg through the hole that’s formed, and pull the harness up. The string will basically fit like a g-string, with the chain and triangle of leather at the front. You can buckle the leather on your right side, and swing it along to your back. If you have thin hips, the leather will fit nicely around them (like shown on the models in the photos). If your hips and thick as fuck like mine, you’ll be pulling this baby up over your love handles and wearing it around your waist. (Whatever. Still looks hot.)

A Tight Fit

This bondage harness is hands down not a good fit for me – and the vast majority of girls I know. The whole “one size fits most” thing really doesn’t work for me in general – but this bondage harness seems to be particularly small and unforgiving. Most of my friends are average sized or curvy – in fact, most of the women I know and see basically anywhere would fit in the “average” body type. If you are “average” you will barely fit in this teddy. If you are above average, you will not fit at all. Only like 3 of my friends that I would describe as “skinny” would fit into this harness properly. At my thickness (33-30-38), it just barely fits. If you consider yourself “curvy”, “thick”, or “voluptuous”, this harness will probably not work for you. If you consider yourself “slim”, “thin”, or “petite”, it will probably work for you.

The portion that is supposed to fit around your hips / waist is 36 inches around at the largest. It cannot go any larger than that. My hips are 38 inches, so I have to pull the hip portion up around my waist, which is 30 inches. It is fucking tight. The hip portion can be tightened significantly smaller if you’re skinny as fuck.

The portion for around your waist / under your bust is also 36 inches around, which I don’t understand AT ALL. Anyone who has a 36 inch bust-line is GOING to have much larger hips. It doesn’t make any sense to have them the same size. Bodies just aren’t built that way. Maybe if we were all shaped like squares. Anyway, that part fits my 33 inch under bust / rib cage just fine. It can be tightened significantly as well.

The collar portion also fits me fine, but obviously, if you’re larger and have a larger neck, it’s just not going to work.

Pros & Cons

Pros

  • Sassy and submissive
  • Could be Dominiatrix-y if done right
  • Barely there design leaves you totally exposed

Cons

  • Will not fit anyone larger that a “Medium”
  • Not adjustable at all
  • Pretty uncomfortable for wear more than a few minutes

Overall

Despite this harness not being the right fit for me, I fucking love it. Why? Because it looks scandalously hot. If I were at my “goal weight” – i.e. 10 pounds thinner, this would fit perfectly. For me, that’s just one more reason to hit Zumba extra hard this week. I really wouldn’t recommend it for anyone my size or larger, but if you’re thinner than me and a BDSM babe, you should totally go for it. It’s a hot little number that I personally love – and I think it would be a great addition to a kinkster’s toy box.

Thank you, Lovehoney, for letting me review this scandalous bondage harness!

The Allure Chain and Leather Bondage Harness Teddy 
can be found at Lovehoney for $57.

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Lovehoney also has similar bondage harnesses in PVC ($30), Leather ($59), and Leather with more coverage ($70).

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