About the Author: Bitch Brunette

Bitch Brunette is enjoying her twenties in the PNW and living by her coined phrase “Fuck guys, love yourself”. Loving all things girly, while thinking like a man, you can catch her breaking hearts with a different shade of lipstick on every night of the week. The last fuck she gave was to the bartender for screwing up her drink. Follow her on Twitter, IG, and Pinterest at @BitchBrunette

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