About the Author: Bubble Tea Slut

I like fruit, sleep, and boys. I’m in college, so usually I only get a good dose of the latter. My hobbies include overanalyzing my own tweets and oversharing my sex stories. Follow me @bubbleteaslut for bad dick jokes and overusage of the words “fondle” and “butthole.” I didn’t know what “raw dog” meant until last week.

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