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The Ultimate Gift Guide for Masturbation May!

May is National Masturbation Month! To celebrate this, perhaps the best of all sex holidays, we’ve compiled an awesome gift guide. Hook up your S.O. or bestie, send this along to your partner for ideas, or indulge in plenty of self-love with some of these awesome toys and masturbation necessities!

Diskrét Sex Toys

We can’t talk about masturbation without bringing up Diskrét! Diskrét’s mission is to provide high quality, luxury sex toys at the lowest price possible.

Diskrét is a collaboration of all the highest quality products to date. We offer a list of around 150 adult products and strive to keep this list limited. We don’t want to offer everything, only the best of the most current products. Products are added and removed on a weekly basis to keep things fresh for you. The difference is we care about what we stock.

Check out some of our favorite products from Diskrét:

Luna Beads Noir

Luna Beads Noir are the sleek and seductive take on the world’s bestselling weighted Kegel balls, or ben wa balls, which promise irresistible pleasures during foreplay and beyond. Perfect for wearing on a night with your partner, the inner balls respond to movements with subtle vibrations, enhancing your feeling for the pleasures to come.

More than just building sensations, they also promise an array of health benefits and the potential to have more powerful and regular orgasms in the future. These beads have a diameter of 29 mm for a comfortable and perfect fit for everyone, and can be worn one or two at a time with the inclusion of a soft silicone harness that allows you to choose your own unique pleasure.

Yoni Eggs

Yoni Eggs are ben wa balls made from 100% all natural crystal. They are not dyed or chemically treated in any way. They are hand carved, and polished. Each egg is unique, therefore colors will vary depending on the stone.

Njoy Medium Pure Plug

This 100% stainless steel plug is fun for all hot bedroom play. Njoy’s metal anal plug combines a large head for amazing penetration with a tapered stem for easy retention and long-term comfort. Great for solo play or to use on a partner for that special night!

Erotic Films

Looking for something to inspire your wildest fantasies? Throughout Masturbation May and all year long, we recommend EroticFilms.com! EroticFilms is the place for adult cinema on demand. Enjoy a variety of high quality, lust-filled films sure to satisfy every desire. Bonus? There’s no lengthy subscription required. Simply create a free account, which allows you to view previews, then rent or buy any film you’d like to see! With films featuring themes including BDSM, anal, lesbian, threesomes, orgies, comedy, and more, EroticFilms is the perfect way to enhance any self-pleasure session. Don’t forget to use code SLUTTYGIRL for a FREE film!

Don’t miss our full review on why we love Erotic Films, including some title recommendations!

Satisfyer

We love the Satisfyer line, and especially want to share the Satisfyer Pro Penguin with you. With an adorable updated design, this toy is a must-have for your collection!

The “pressure wave” stimulation is nothing short of pure arousal. It creates a light suction sensation that is easily felt and centralized in the clit. You won’t be left orgasm-less with this toy! And it can literally get you to a finish within minutes, or honestly, less.

Get the Pro Penguin at Satisfyer and read our review!

Mimic

Have you read our review of the Mimic? This gorgeous, versatile toy appeals to users from all walks of life. Last August, Mimic even won Cosmopolitan‘s sex toy of the month! Perks of the Mimic include the following:

  • Made from bodysafe silicone
  • Rechargeable
  • Travel lock
  • LED light/charging indicator
  • 6 speeds
  • 8 vibration modes
  • 1 year warranty

When I heard about Clandestine Devices, I immediately wanted to try out one of their toys. Their brand name says it all, and the Mimic did exactly as promised on the box; it’s my best kept secret. With mid-level buzzy vibes, this is the perfect handheld massager for beginners or those looking for a quiet, luxurious option for playtime.

Buy it at ClandestineDevices.com!

Use our code SGPMay for $15 off!


Check out more awesome toys by category:
Beginners | Power Queens | Size Queens | For Him | Backdoor Play | Unique Design | Gift a Friend

For Beginners

Tori

While it’s tip can be inserted, this vibe is much more effective at external clitoral stimulation, and will have you reaching orgasm in no time. It’s elegant appearance is matched by next-level charging and a display style case. If you’re looking for a top-of-the-line toy to bring into your life, I definitely recommend the Tori!

Buy it at Good Vibes for $140 or check out our review!

Fifty Shades Darker Delicious Tingles

Simply put, Delicious Tingles is everything I would expect from a Fifty Shades inspired collection. It’s dark and enticing, with an ergonomic design aimed to please. And though it is petite, the power it packs in nothing of the sort. Everything from light and buzzy vibrations to deep throbs are channeled straight to the tip for well-felt stimulation that’s sure to satisfy. This little beauty is great for anyone looking for a high-quality clitoral vibrator – whether they be a beginner or experienced clit-aficionada!

Buy it at Lovehoney for $70 and read our review!

Lust L2.5

This small, budget-friendly vibe is the perfect travel companion and has a powerful motor designed to please. Its size and simplicity makes it perfect for girls just venturing into the world of sex toys.

Buy it at The White Unicorn for $60 and read our review!

For Power Queens

Zumio

Whether you’re looking for a vibrator that can make you climax in a matter of seconds or one your partner can use to tease you in the best of ways, the Zumio is perfect! With a unique design and intense vibes, this toy promises a variety of sensations for each external area of the vagina. This is one I’d recommend EVERY girl have in her collection!

Buy it at SheVibe for $140 and don’t miss our review!

We-Vibe Tango

I am in love with the We-Vibe Tango. It makes my clit happy. It makes my knees shake. It soothes my soul. It’s the strongest, rumbliest, most high-quality vibrator I’ve found for that size. You can also use it inside any dildo that takes a small bullet vibe, to turn it into a vibrator.

Get it at Good Vibrations for $80 and read our review!

Sensual Touch Wand Massager

Whether you’re a newbie looking for a high-quality body wand to explore different sensations or an experienced sex toy user, the Sensual Touch Body Massager is a great choice! With a unique design made for effortless control and range of powerful vibration settings, this toy is one sure to bring you to orgasmic bliss.

Buy it at Adam & Eve for $70 and read our review!

The Original Magic Wand

The Hitachi Magic Wand scoffs at other vibrators, maintaining it’s position as the all-powerful, while other vibrators merely quiver in comparison. If my toy box was a cheesy teen movie, all my vibrators would stop talking and turn to stare as the Hitachi slow-motion buzzed into the room.

Get it at Adam & Eve for $60 and check out our popular review!

For Size Queens

The Classic Rabbit Crystalized

If you’re looking for a high-quality rabbit vibrator to get you off time after time, this toy may be your match! Made from body-safe silicone, it features a sizable shaft in terms of girth, two independent motors, a variety of patterns, and unique “whiskers” for added sensation. Plus, it’s pretty design and blinged out handle gives it an even more high-end feel. I’d recommend The Classic Rabbit Crystalized to any experienced gal!

Buy it at SheVibe for $170 and read our review!

Njoy Pure Wand

 The smaller end is very comfortable and would be easy to insert, even for beginners. The larger end might be a bit more tricky, and better suited for experienced users or those who prefer more girth. The length of the handle is thinner than the smallest bulb. The design of this toy makes it great for intimate partner play, as it is able to stimulate both males and females – and can be used solo or with a partner.

Get it at Good Vibrations for $110 and check out our review.

Lovehoney Desire Luxury

I am obsessed with this toy. There are over 90 different vibration pattern and intensity combinations to explore, and with a 60 minute usage time between recharges, you’ll have plenty of time to try them all out. I was very worried it would be too large, but it fit fine within me, and was very comfortable and perfect for hitting my g-spot. I would recommend using the tip of the vibrator on your clit before inserting, and as always, use lube a water-based lube.

Get it at Lovehoney for $80 and read our review!

For Him

Pulse III Duo

The Hot Octopuss Pulse III Duo is by far the best male toy my partner has tried so far. The vibrations really put him over the edge, and the high-quality features are really a breath of fresh air in a toy industry that tends to put men’s pleasure to the side. We love how it can fit a variety of sizes, without feeling like he has to squeeze in – and it feels nice in a variety of ways, either solo or with a partner.

Buy it at Lovehoney for $150 and check out our review!

Aneros Vice

My partner and I could not keep our hands off of this toy. With a wide range of vibrations, the Aneros Vice is not a toy to take lightly. It’s sure to please whether you’re a prostate noob, or like some advanced stimulation!

Get it for at Lovehoney for $140 and check out our review!

The Fleshlight

The Fleshlight is for a lonely night, blue balls, causal masturbation sessions. Specifically, the STU (Stamina Training Unit) is literally your best friend if you’re in need of improving your stamina. Each product is made with their patented Super Skin Material material to mirror the feel of the “mouth, butt or the lady.” With 26 styles ranging from porn star inspired (with various different shapes, sizes, and internal textures) to Frankenstein to alien to zombie Dracula to Cyborg pussy. Not to mention mouths and bootyholes that come in all shapes, sizes and species. Fleshlight made sure to accommodate all tastes and fetishes.

Get it at Good Vibrations for $84 and read our review!

For Backdoor Play

Tantus Starter Dildo

Every time I try something from Tantus, I say that it’s my new favorite toy. The Starter followed suit and opened me up to a word of anal adventure. I’m definitely less intimidated by the idea of anal sex now, and even if I don’t explore that avenue anytime soon, I’m glad I got to experience this toy and definitely will come back for more.

Get it at Tantus for $39 and check our our review.

The Perfect Plugs

Both Perfect Plugs are incredible beginner’s toys. The Perfect Plug small is best suited for a total beginner, while the Perfect Plug Plus is a more average yet still comfortable size. Both have a wonderful design and incredible body-safe materials. Either would be comfortable and pleasurable for the beginner, but I highly prefer the Plug Plus. I love that it’s heavier, larger, with more pronounced texture – and most of all, that it vibrates so strongly! Both are incredible toys, and would be a fabulous addition to any naughty drawer – especially for someone looking for the perfect plug for play, thrusting, and wear.

Get the Perfect Plug at Tantus for $34 and the Perfect Plug Plus at Tantus for $47.

Unique Design

Crescendo

I can’t say enough how much I love this product. It’s absolutely stunning and high class. I felt so fancy and sensual opening it, and have never felt so pleased with my first impressions of a sex toy – and this vibrator exceeded every single expectation I had. I am seriously obsessed. As someone who has trouble orgasming from solely penetration, his toy has changed masturbation for me. It is revolutionary in many ways, but how it made me feel about my body, confidence within myself, and genuinely making me feel sexy, I adore this product.

Get it at Mystery Vibe for $179 and read our review!

TENGA Minamo

Have you ever slept on a memory foam bed? Now, imagine it as a vibrator. Cue Minamo from TENGA iroha. This “elongated luxury massager” is one of the most beautiful vibrators. I’m not just talking about its cute, blue, sleek design. It’s also incredibly soft to the touch, and gives off some smooth vibrations. It is so good that when I say you deserve something special, Minamo is exactly what I’m talking about.

Buy it at Good Vibes for $130 and don’t miss our review!

Gvibe 2

Boasting three distinct and powerful motors, a very unique design, and impressing versatility, the Gvibe² is a luxury vibrator every sex toy connoisseur needs to have. While it’s un-intimidating size and low-level vibes are great for newbies, experienced users will really appreciate the imaginative ways this all-around perfect toy can be enjoyed. And what’s even more… It can be enjoyed by both men and women, at the same time.

Buy it at Man Shop for $120 and read our full review!

Svakom Trysta

The design is perfect because it covers the clitoris, g-spot, and vaginal penetration all in one toy. The slight curve will give truly satisfying vaginal penetration but the rolling g-spot stimulation gives an extra boost for over the top pleasure. Yes, I did say a rolling g-spot tip and yes, it does intensify absolutely everything.

Get it at Svakom for $90 and read our review, too!

Crave Vesper Necklace

There are a lot of pleasure products on the market, but the best ones help us experience new levels of sensual satisfaction in unique ways. And that’s exactly what the Crave Vesper sets out to do! Blurring the lines of public and private, this sophisticated, high-quality necklace is the perfect accessory, and also a powerful external vibrator aimed to fulfill desires.

Buy it at Good Vibes starting at $69 and check out our review!

To Gift a Friend

Broad City Rabbit Vibe

I love this product because it encompasses self-pleasure. The Broad City girls are all over the box and to me, there’s nothing more sexy that women who know what they like and go for it. This toy is girly, but empowering. Masturbation is one of those things that is taboo for women, but we enjoy pleasuring ourselves too! This is that toy! It’s powerful, quiet, soft and pink; all of my favorite things!

Buy it at Lovehoney for $75 and check out our review!

The Emojibator

I didn’t look into what actually was running this thing until after my second use, and I was shocked to realize that it was running on watch batteries (which came included). Based on the tiny, slim design, that makes sense. However, the vibes are stronger than I would expect with what I would assume is little power! This toy is by no means built for a power queen, but I’m still able to enjoy it. Vibes are low to mid-level, and while I like more for clitoral stimulation, it’s the perfect tease, and with the benefit of the curve gets me off internally. There are ten modes – a variety of steady vibrations and pulses – and the stem acts as a power button and switch to click between the different settings.

Get it at The White Unicorn for $29 and read our review.

Must-Have Add-Ons!

WARM Toy Heating System

Temperature play is fun, and even moreso when it’s with your favorite vibrator. Now, you can enjoy the added sensation of heat with virtually any toy you like with WARM, the innovative heating system that gently heats your favorite toys to enhance sensual play sessions. I was blown away by its lovely, low-key design, and loved that all the features worked even better than they sounded.

Buy it at Warm for $120 and check out our review!

System JO H2O

This lubricant is amazing and I can’t recommend it enough. I haven’t tried it anally yet, and that’s next on my list. With a line full of variety and body-safe products, JO is definitely the brand to check out.

Get it at Eden Fantasys starting at $14 and read our review.

Swiss Navy Silicone Lubricant

As a lubricant, silicone is long-lasting, silky smooth, and leaves skin feeling soft and moisturized. Swiss Navy‘s silicone lubricant is a phenomenal long lasting lube – whether you’re using it for foreplay, intercourse, anal sex, or play with (non-silicone) toys. With this lube, you don’t have to worry about reaching for more.

Buy it at Filthy Dirty starting at $8 and read our review!

Have the most marvelous time this Masturbation May!

crazyandbitchy // Editor

Part time nice girl, full time bitch. Moved back home after college, but still remains a party girl at heart. Can often be found sipping cheap wine, making out with her latest Tinder match, reading romance novels, or blowing up Twitter. Lover of carbs and outspoken female pop stars. Hater of Candy Crush Saga invites on Facebook.

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