Gone are the days of the dreaded ‘wet spot’, whether from a steamy session, squirting during sex, or period sex. With the Splash Blanket, I can get as wet and messy as I want, when I want, and without repercussions.
The Splash Blanket is 100% waterproof, but don’t worry, it doesn’t feel like a rain jacket. Far from it, actually. Instead, it’s luxuriously cozy, soft, warm, and feels like normal luxurious bedding. Honestly, upon first feel, you probably wouldn’t even believe that it’s waterproof. I didn’t.
The Splash Blanket has completely redefined how I experience intimacy, self-care, and the messiest moments of life, so I can keep the mood intact. It lets me indulge in my deepest desires without a second thought about cleanup—no more interrupting the heat of the moment to grab a towel, or worse, sacrificing my favorite sheets.
The Splash Blanket is your ultimate companion for those moments when things get a little wild, whether you’re alone or with a partner. Its design is perfectly suited for handling the most enthusiastic of experiences, offering a reliable, stress-free solution to what could otherwise be a messy situation.
What I love most about the Splash Blanket apart is not just its functionality, but its ability to seamlessly blend into my life. It’s not just an accessory for the bedroom; it’s a versatile, luxurious addition to your home.
Perfect Blanket for Squirting and Orgasms
For those who naturally squirt or are learning to release, the Splash Blanket is a game-changer and nothing short of essential. Its powerful absorbency ensures that you can fully embrace your body’s response without a second thought. The blanket’s waterproof layer ensures that it captures every drop, effectively trapping liquids before they can even think about reaching your sheets or mattress. This not only protects your bedding but also allows you to remain fully engaged in the moment without a single worry about the aftermath – without a care about cleanup or ruining your bedding.
To get a better feel for the blanket, let’s chat about my personal favorites—the Waterproof Splash Blanket™ – Moon Blood The OG in a size Large and the Waterproof Splash Blanket™ – Emerald Green The OG in a size Medium.
The Moon Blood for Period Sex
The Moon Blood, with its deep, rich hue, is a game changer during my period. The color is more than just aesthetically pleasing; it’s incredibly practical. We all know the struggles of dealing with leaks and stains during that time of the month, and the Moon Blood makes these worries a thing of the past. Its dark, romantic color hides any potential stains, whether from menstruation or a spilled glass of red wine during a cozy night in. And when the moment calls for intimacy, the Moon Blood blanket is right there with me, turning what could be a stressful situation into something sensual and worry-free.
Emerald Green OG for Pleasure in Luxury
On the other hand, the Emerald Green OG, available in a medium size, offers a different kind of allure. This blanket exudes an air of royalty, wrapping me up in a rich, velvety embrace. Perfectly sized for a single bed or draped over your couch, it’s ideal for intimate moments that demand elegance and discretion.
The Emerald Green makes you feel like royalty, whether you’re engaging in a sensual massage, indulging in a night of passion, or simply enjoying a luxurious evening alone. It’s not just about the look—this blanket delivers on performance too. Like the Moon Blood, it’s a 100% waterproof blanket that can hold up to a liter of liquid, making it a reliable protector of my furniture while enhancing the ambiance of any room.
Waterproof Blankets Outside the Bedroom
The Splash Blanket’s utility extends far beyond intimate moments. For those with children or pets, it becomes an essential household item. I think of it as my go-to for any unexpected messes—a baby blanket for free-nappy time, a safe haven during potty training, or a protective layer for my couch when my fur baby decides to join me for a snuggle. The large size is perfect for maximum coverage, making it ideal for those larger, more unpredictable messes. Plus, it’s machine washable, so I can easily toss it in the wash and have it ready for the next adventure.
For outdoor enthusiasts like me, the large Splash Blanket also doubles as a plush, waterproof blanket for camping or picnicking. Its durable, water-resistant surface means I can lay it down on damp grass or sandy beaches without a second thought. And when the temperature drops, it transforms into a cozy bedspread that adds warmth and comfort to my sleeping arrangements, whether indoors or out.
Features
What really stands out about the Splash Blanket is how well it absorbs and contains liquid. Unlike other waterproof options where liquids just sit on top, the Splash Blanket soaks it all in, keeping my surfaces safe underneath
Plus, it’s made with the environment in mind. The waterproof layer uses 100% recycled Thermoplastic Polyurethane (TPU), which is non-toxic, BPA-free, and safe for both you and the planet. It’s nice to know I can enjoy life’s messes and still be kind to the Earth. Win-win!
Is the Waterproof Splash Blanket Worth It?
So, is it worth it? For me, that’s an astounding yes. It has added value to my life in ways I never anticipated, and owning one honestly feels like a life hack. Whether you’re seeking to enhance your intimate experiences, protect your furniture from everyday messes, or simply add a touch of luxury to your place, the Splash Blanket’s got you covered. Pun intended.
The Splash Blanket allows you to focus entirely on your experience in the moment, knowing that the aftermath is completely taken care of – so your focus stays on the pleasure, not on the cleanup.
The Moon Blood and Emerald Green OG editions are my personal picks for their gorgeous aesthetics and unmatched functionality. So why not treat yourself to the best of both worlds—elegance and practicality—in one beautiful, waterproof package?
Embrace the mess, enjoy the intimacy, and let the Splash Blanket take care of the rest.
