About the Author: OneThing

Life as a British female often carries harsh burdens like maintaining proper etiquette. But that’s a little tricky considering I’m not of this Earth. Usually found in the gym, either building muscle or staring at it… I’ll be the one dancing with my flies undone and burping without an apology. During my time as a promiscuous alpha female I have realised that some guys only want one thing, that being a relationship.

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