The holiday season is here, and if you haven’t already started shopping, now is definitely the time to do so! Of course, if you’re a slutty girl, you probably want to add a little bit of sexy fun to your holiday season. So no matter what you’re celebrating this holiday season and beyond, here’s our guide to what’s hot in 2017!

Spoil Yourself with These HOT Toys!

Let’s start with the most important person on your shopping list: YOU!


If you’re looking for an incredible luxury vibrator that will totally indulge your most intimate areas, and is especially fabulous at targeting the g-spot, LELO’s Iris is a top choice! Read our review here.

Mystery Vibe Crescendo

The revolutionary toy that’s worth every penny! It changed one of our reviewer’s livesDon’t miss out: Get 15% OFF Crescendo!

Satisfyer Pro Penguin

The unique technology of the Pro Penguin lets you enjoy pulsating suction without direct contact, making it perfect for anyone craving clitoral stimulation. Want more info? Pro Penguin

The Original Hitachi Magic Wand

And let’s be real – I’d be remiss if I didn’t tell you that you need to treat yoself to the original Hitachi Magic Wand! This is the vibrator for when you’ve already hit the highest speed on your favorite bullet, grabbed the next most powerful vibe in your drawer, finally reached for your imitation faux-tachi, and still have yet to be satisfied. Check out our review to find out why you need to add this toy to your collection.

Fun Toys Gvibe 2

While its un-intimidating size and low-level vibes are great for newbies, experienced users will really appreciate the imaginative ways this all-around perfect toy can be enjoyed. Read our review here!

Hot Octopuss The Queen Bee

If you’re shopping for a luxury clit vibe, especially one that packs a lot of power, check out The Queen Bee. You can also check out our review here

WARM Toy Heating System

Love temperature play? The features of this gadget will work even better than you expect! Wanna learn more? Read our review here.

For Your Guy

Next on the list: your significant or not-so-significant other. For this situation, we’re going to assume your partner is a dude. WLW, refer back to the “you” section. (Of course, two toys are better than one – because the only thing better than sharing sexy time is not having to share.)

TENGA Flip o (Zero)

This masturbator from TENGA is the perfect gift for the guy in your life that loves to explore unique experiences! Definitely check out our review here.

Aneros Vice

This prostate stimulator is sure to please whether he’s a prostate noob or likes some advanced stimulation! Don’t miss our review here!

Anything from Ginch Gonch

Treat your man to some sexy, comfortable undergarments from Ginch Gonch. Both of you will love how he looks in them. Read our review here.

Sexy Stocking Stuffers

Maybe your relationship is new, or maybe you’ve set a limit on your spending this year. Check out these sexy stocking stuffers from Lovehoney, Babeland, and Peepshow Toys!

Santa Baby Boxer Set

Lingerie isn’t just for the ladies! Get your man this sexy Santa suit from Adam & Eve.

For Both of You

Remember how I said sharing sucks? I lied. When it comes to all things lingerie and double-ended, everyone gets off!

Unbox Love Date Kit

Bring date night home with this fun subscription box from Unbox Love. Sign up for just one month to make your holiday special, or subscribe for fun all year long! Can’t miss this: Slutty Girls save $10 on their Unbox Love date kit with code “SGP” at check-out! Read our review here!


TENGA makes only the highest quality toys, so adding this cock ring (which you can also use during solo play!) into the bedroom will make your holiday extra special. More info in our review!

JO All-in-One Massage Kit

Treat your partner (or have them treat you) with this massage kit that should be an essential to everyone’s goodie drawer. Read all about it here.

Realdoe Feeldoe Double Ended Dildo

The Realdoe Feeldoe Double Ended Dildo is by far one of the most unique toys we’ve seen, especially for partnered play, and especially in regards to strap ons. Get all the deets in our review here.

Royal Condoms

These luxurious, thin condoms will engage you and your partner’s senses, adding flavor to the bedroom! Hurry before it’s too late: Get an exclusive 15% OFF for the holidays with code SGP15

For Your BFF

Searching for the perfect gift for your platonic soulmate? Look no further!



Unbound has a box for every occasion, and they’re constantly updating and cycling in and out their boxes, so even if your friend has used them before, you’re bound to find something new! They just launched their Babe Pack, and their popular subscription box is now available in a standalone lite version ($35) and a full version ($80). We love Unbound! Check out our review of their feminist gear here.

YASSSS!! Unbound is running a sale! For every order over $200, they’ll send a $50 gift card to be used in 2018. (Happy New Year to you!) Check out their gift sets, also on sale.

The Emojibator

Maybe your friend is a vibrator virgin or maybe you want to get her a “gag gift” she’ll actually enjoy! The Emojibator fits the bill either way. SO FREAKIN CUTE. Read our review here!

Get into the Spirit

First things first, it’s time to get into the holiday spirit. Check out these holiday-themed gifts to get you started!

Sleigh All Day

If this outfit from Adam & Eve doesn’t get your partner in the holiday spirit, then nothing will.

It’s a Wrap

Because there’s no gift bae wants to unwrap more than you, there’s this lingerie set from Wicked Temptations.

Wicked Sensual Peppermint Cocoa

Get the lube that tastes like Christmas here. We love this lube! Read our review here.

Wicked Sensual Salted Caramel

Not a fan of chocolate and mint? Wicked also makes a tasty salted caramel lube. YUMMM. Read all about it here!

Don’t miss these holiday specials!

Before you go, we saved you from coupon clipping by sharing these awesome sales with you!

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Hope these ideas help you with your holiday haul! Remember, it’s not the size of the package that matters, but what’s inside that really counts. 😉


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