Slutty Girl Problems has one New Year’s resolution for 2023 — and that is, good vibes only! Whether that’s being with a partner who makes you feel seen and sexy or purchasing the best vibrators that leave you weak in the knees, we’re attracting ONLY the strongest vibrations this year.
To help you attract all those good vibes, and of course, orgasms, we’ve researched and reviewed the greatest vibrators of 2023. At the bottom of each review, you’ll find links to these amazing sex toys at their lowest prices, plus exclusive coupons just for our readers. Enjoy!
Most Powerful Vibrator: The Magic Wand Original
In the world of vibrators, it’s important to pay respect to the OG’s, or more aptly, the sex toy icons that paved the way and revolutionized the industry of pleasure. The Magic Wand Original (formerly the Hitachi Magic Wand) is the closest thing to a real-life fairy godmother (or rather, fairy wandmother) to reliably bring the enchantments of pleasure.
The Magic Wand massager needs little introduction as this famously powerful vibrator has been radiating positive vibes for more than fifty years! With two speed options and a super-soft head, you’ll be sure to feel the magic too. If you’re looking for a new spin on a classic, the Magic Wand Rechargeable is conveniently cordless, and the Magic Wand Plus is a powerhouse for intensity-seekers. For deep and divine vibrations at a smaller size, opt for the Magic Wand Mini.
- 6-foot cord for continuous power
- High-capacity motor, up to 6,000 vibes per minute
- Two power levels: low (5,000 vibes per minute) and high (6,000 vibes per minute)
- Soft vinyl head
- Cordless with a long-lasting battery
- High-capacity motor with four intensity levels: 2,700, 3,800, 5,400, and 6,300 vibes per minute
- Soft silicone head & flexible neck
- Up to 3 hours of use on one charge
- Corded for continuous power
- Four intensities: 2,700, 3,800, 5,400, and 6,300 vibes per minute
- Soft silicone head & flexible neck
- Detachable 6-foot cord for easy storage
- Compact, light, and perfect for on-the-go fun
- Three intensity levels: 3,500, 5,000, and 6,000 vibes per minute
- Cordless and rechargeable, with up to 2.5 hours of use on one charge
Best G-Spot Vibrator: Hot Octopuss’ Kurve
The Kurve is a hedonistic goddess in the form of a G-spot vibrator. Kurve’s soft gel tip and perfectly gliding curve are designed to hit your G-spot with ease. Plus, there are 25 powerful speed combinations and five hypnotizing pleasure patterns to choose from.
As a dual-motor vibrator, it uses patented Treble and Bass Technology to find the perfect rhythm to leave you breathless. The shaft offers powerful, rumbly vibrations (Bass) while the tip offers high-frequency vibrations (Treble). These can be used separately or simultaneously in near-endless combinations for a symphony of sensations.
This high-end toy is made from body-safe silicone and is both waterproof and rechargeable, so you can effortlessly clean it or bring it into the shower to play. If you’re looking for a luxury vibrator that is both aesthetically gorgeous and certain to open your realm to more magic, you’ll want the Kurve in your bedside drawer!
Best Suction Vibrator: Womanizer Premium 2
The Womanizer Premium features a signature clitoral air-pulse sensation, coined Pleasure Air Technology, that uses gentle suction to create air-pulse vibrations and clitoral massage. This pleasurable suction makes this sex toy one of the best vibrators for women and vulva owners. Even without ever making direct contact, it ensures the most toe-curling orgasms. All you have to do is sit back, relax, let go, and let god — or rather, let air!
This vibrator has truly blown me away with its 14 intensity levels for your every mood — whether you prefer gentle, soft sensations or more intense, massaging pulses to blow you away. It also offers an amazing Autopilot Mode that lets you give up control and be taken on a personalized orgasm journey. By alternating between intensity levels, it edges you to the brink of release.
Womanizer’s Smart Silence technology is another innovative feature that keeps this toy silent until the moment it meets your skin. When not in use, it instantly goes into stand-by mode — ready to be played with the moment it comes back into contact. No need to fumble for the off button once you’ve reached your peak. This smart technology has you covered from the moment you’re ready to quiet down.
This vibe is also waterproof, rechargeable for up to four hours of play, and comes with two sizes of stimulator heads to support all beautiful bodies. With the Womanizer Premium, those blissful sensations await to bring your pleasure to the next level!
Best Bullet Vibrators: We-Vibe Touch X and Tango X
It would be an understatement to say that we are seriously VIBING with We-Vibe’s Touch X and Tango X. Don’t judge these toys by their petite size—despite being compact vibrators, they both pack a trembling punch with eight powerful, rumbly vibration intensities and a tantalizing seven patterns to choose from!
These mini but mighty vibes are both body-safe and feel sensually smooth along your skin. Both toys are waterproof for easy cleaning and play wherever you’re erotically inspired. Both are also rechargeable, with a 2-hour battery life and a lovely Low Power Alert feature, so you know it’s ready to play when you are!
Both compact vibes are also whisper-quiet, perfect if you live with roommates and for all your discreet intimate needs. They also each have an amazing travel-lock feature that ensures the toy won’t switch on by accident in your bag. The feature is automatically deactivated when the toy is recharged.
With so many powerful shared features, what makes each toy unique?
The Touch X has a gorgeously sculpted-from-the-greek-gods sensual design. With a soft, plush, silicone coat, it’s ergonomically handheld and contoured to easily fit between partners. Caress its curves across your erogenous zones for all-over sensation or pinpointed play.
The Tango X is a bullet-style vibrator for pin-pointed, targeted vibrations. It features a smooth, body-safe, BPA-free, plastic bullet and a silicone grip for non-slip maneuvering. Its small size makes it easy to slip between partners during sex or to take with you on the go.
For those with great rhythm, the best-selling Tango X and Touch X know all the right moves and are excellent teachers. With vibration modes from wave and cha-cha patterns, to teasing patterns for edging and a variety of pulsing patterns, these toys will keep you on your toes and never disappoint!
Best Long-Distance Vibrator: Lovense’s Lush 3
Lovense’s Lush 3 is the most powerful Bluetooth remote-controlled vibrator on the market. This vibrator is not for the faint-hearted. Its powerful motor creates intense, continuous vibrations that focus on the G-spot and rumble throughout the entire vaginal area. Its body-trembling vibes target all your most sensitive erogenous zones.
This vibrating egg features a super-soft silicone exterior with a fixed tail that hugs your body to keep it in place and stimulate your g-spot regardless of your position. This feature also makes it easy to wear hands-free, whether you’re playing in public or your partner is controlling it from across the room with the Lovense Remote App.
Perhaps the coolest feature of the Lovense Lush 3 is that it can go the distance. Easily use it with your partner from across the room or across the world, right from your smartphone. You or your partner can control the vibrating by simply tapping the settings on Lovense’s lovely app. There, you can create custom settings or control the intensity and patterns in real time for an unlimited and always-customizable experience.
If you’re looking for an intimate camming session with your partner or want to take it elsewhere on the web, you can also check out their sync feature which syncs both of your toys together to control simultaneously and react to each other’s movements from any distance! With its innovative app features, Lovense is one of the best vibrators for women and vulva owners to enjoy endless possibilities of solo, partnered, and discreet public play.
Prepare for persistent pleasure with an impressive battery life that allows for up to five hours of hot and heavy continuous play. The Lush 3 is also fully waterproof for easy cleaning and to explore endless possibilities in the shower, hot tub, or pool. It also has seamless charging with a magnetic port, for a convenient and quick refresh after all that pleasure-filled fun.
All of this goes to say, the Lush 3 Egg is one of the most exciting vibrators on the market today.
Our favorite vibrators for women and vulva owners of 2023 will ensure that this year holds only the best vibes for you!